Malibu T'Yanna

Yo, how did Biggie and Jan's East Coast asses end up with a California Girl?


T'Yanna, Biggie's daughter with his first babymama, Jan, is a teen now. (Dayum! I feel ANCIENT! Remember her THEN?!)
Peep her speaking on her daddy's biopic, "Notorious" while sounding like an extra in the movie, "Valley Girl."
Video Highlight: 5:43 mark where T.T. speaks on B.I.G.'s protege, Lil' Cease getting a lil' verklempt during the funeral scene at the movie's premiere. Now that's "HARD BODY!," Cease! ;^p

Sidenote: Ever since the movie's been out, I've been gettin' MAAADD hits to my blog for this post. Don't click that red 'X' without peeping the comments first. That ninjlet Anon 'tis a HOOT!


Next...
Peep T.T. and her brother, Biggie's A-Alike son with singer, Faith Evans, CJ, enjoying some online sibling time.


Now...DON'T.GET.IT.TWISTED. I'm a thug's Thug. A GANGSTA'S GANGSTA. But I think this is sooooo cute. You can tell they really love each other.
LMAO at the 1:06 mark where Faith and her Barack OBlackenedWeedLips make a quick, agitated appearance.

THIS is the kind of reality TV I'd watch.
What Say YOU?!

Fuck-uations

Here's 2 great examples of Fuck-uations...
...And if you're confused by my brand new noun, if you haven't already, watch both videos and I'll define at the end. Then, I challenge you to tell me you ain't have a tiny ounce of regret about giving the good gooshy gooshy away without any semblence of a rock, solid commitment.
("D'oh?"...YEAH!)



First up...one of the O.G. Queens of NY...

MC Lyte "Poor Georgie"
Who can forget this cautionary tale of a playa from-the-Him-a-lay-as who used to get his draink "OWN" and ended up killing himself DEAD.
(I know this ain't the O.G. vid, but listen to how the beats change to modern bangers in the background...DOPENESS.)



Then...

Eric Benet feat. Faith Evans "Georgy Porgy"
Yooooo! This song soooo reminds me driving to SDSU in my first vehicular baby, "NeNe" the Limited Edition Cadillac Neon. R.I.Peezy NeNers! We had some times, boy! May you rest pieces in a metal motherland...

Anywhoo, here's another ode to a Poor Georgy who was living life wild and foul. What is it about that 2-syllable euphemism that makes a muhfucka meet an untimely auto-related demise? Man!
Tell me this isn't some of the prettiest footage of Faith, though?


fuck-u-a-tion (<--I dun' toldja) n. 1. The clear and present understanding that the person you're fucking is only that: the person you're fucking. 2. A non-verbal agreement betwixt 2 adults regarding a "Don't Ask; Don't Tell," strictly sexual, "Don't Call Me; I'll Call You" jumble of relations. a.k.a. "What I do outside this bedroom/backseat/alley way/the baffroom at church is MY BIDNISS!"

Now, my fair maidens and muthafuckas:

How many of you have active fuckuations popping in your palaces?

• Does it suck?
• OR
• Does it ROCK?