I'll Suck Yo KNIT

If you're reading this post, it's cuz Her Royal Headwrapstress has yet to respond to my request for tickets to her show in San Diego tonight. **pours out a LOT of disappointment**

So, to show her that I'm a TRILL live fan, NOT just a broke beezy trying to get hook-ups and shizz, I've instituted the World Famous SavvyFattyFreakMixxx3000 in honor of 1 of my fave songs of hers, "Other Side Of The Game."
(For those not versed in the Bible of Badu, I've freaked the funk of the lyrics featured in the 0:48-1:47 minute marks)

"Do I realllaayyy...want some ticketssss?
Badu, tell meeeee/What to doooo-ooo-oooo
I know you got to get yo hustle onnnnn...
You got 3 kiiiiiiddddsss
I understand you got...mad bills
But I love your sooonnngggs (Mmmm...)

What I'm gonna do when the concert's through?
I'm gonna curse my bank account and then cry real tears
Yes, I wiiillll...."

**drops mic; does the Tah-DAAAHH!**

Anything? Bueller?...BADUELLER?!!

Oh, and shouts to my ultimate fantasy man, Andre 3000 aka Benjamin Andre and his loc'd out 90s look making a cameo in his baby mama's vid. He never was really convincing in his role as a D-boy. So, instead, I imagine him as a New Age Trapper; slainging juices and berries by the kilo along with fat sacks of fine, original poetry verses and tweed knickers by the boat load. AY! OK!

System Overload

YO!!!!! My Loyal Savvy FAT'Liens!

Today, on New Music Tuesday, my Hip HOp HIGHNESS of the moment, Kanye Wizzest, releases his 4th studio effort and next GINORMOUS hit CD, 808s & Heartbreak.

Everybody gigged out over his heart-wrenching, emotional roller-vocoding of the lead single, "Love Lockdown" on this year's VMAs. Now's the chance to cop the entire album of brokenhearted hip hop ballads!!! LimeWireBEST BUY, here I come!

But...even better than the new, NEW Kanye ish is the SavvyFatty FreakMixxx of "Love Lockdown"...on the Social Media tizznip!
This goes out to ANY- and EVERYbody who's ever used a social networking site. You chit-chatted with a few folks, doing a lil' bullshitting, maybe a lil' networking and conversing with folks. One convo lead to the other; next thing you know you got an eBFF.
Soon, after hitting your ass up on every Myspace, Facebook, Twitter and the like you got, that eBFF quickly turns to an eStalker.
Then, shit quickly gets outta hand and you don't know which way to turn.

THIS RIGHT HERE'S FOR YOU!

**Shout outs to all the ninjas and beaches I chat with daily via Gmail Chat. Fresh Shouts! to my TWEEPS reppin' over at Twitter. TWITTER PARK PIRU on mine, CUHZ!!!!!

"Don't Tweet Or Gmail Now"

by S A V V Y Fatty!

**making the bass line on my desk**
boohm BOOHM BOOOHHMM!

1st Verse

I start followin' you

Cuz you asked me to

Hardly even knew

But ya Tweets seemed cool

But you Tweet too much

Free time is long

You'z a grown azz bitch and still live at home

So you over post

Over OVER! post

Post too gotdamn much!

Now it's over, love

You done lost control

Twitter Overload

Fail Whale screamed': "NO MO, MO MO MUH-MO'!"

2^nd VERSE

Done with followin' you

But I'll remain cool

Better shit to do

Than bullTWIT with you

So I blocked my posts

Tweet 'em on the low

So now ya nosey azz will never know

CHORUS

Don't Tweet or Gmail now

Tweet or Gmail now

Don't Tweet or Gmail now

Tweet or Gmail now

So keep ya nosey azz out

Ya nosey azz out

So keep ya nosey azz out

We're through

3^rd VERSE

I stopped followin' you

Way I wanted to

Was gone lose my cool

You done lost ya screws

Gotdamn BooBoo the Fool

So I gotta move

I can't remain sane

And still Tweet with you

So I speak my mind

And I let you know

"Follow me no mo'!"

You got angry though

Wasn't so kind cuz I told you

But shit ain't never got through

We're through

Bid adieu

4^th VERSE

I'm like fuck it, dude

Let me not be rude

I unblocked this ho

From my email too

She didn't waste no time

Shoulda been a crime

Tryna Gmail chat

All damn day and night

CHORUS (1x)

5^th VERSE

Ain't emailin' you

Way you want me to

Now ya screen name's new

And I never knew

Chopped it up with you

Had mad love for you

But ya cover you blew

Now you really through

Now my blood is boiling

Punches gon' throwin'

Yo eye gon' get swole

Only God knows

If you'll sneak me, too

Nigga I'm the troof

You'll lose

And get bruised

6^th VERSE

Me and Twitter's through

Me and Gmail, too

The Net's got to go

Too many fools

I will Tweet no mo'

Email's a wrap fa sho

I'm not followin' you

Or Gmailing you

CHORUS 1X

You lose
You lose
You lose
You lose

Thank you! Thank you VURRY MUCH!!!!


Now...TELL ME I'M WRONG?!!

Showed Up & Showed OUT!

**STIIILLLLLL actively busting my Election Night "Yeah-Muhfucka-Right-Back-On-Dat-Ass! WE WON, NINJA!!!" 32-step**

Deuces to you, too, McAged!

For my loyal SavvyFat'Liens: Remember this?
Did you think ya girl wouldn't hit you off with the SavvyFatty vic-Vic-VIC-VICTORIOUS! FreakMixxx?

Let's G-G-Get It!

Did we vote like THIS?!

Said, "NAAAWW, GOP! You dun' done ENOUGH SHIT!"

No one in my circle said, "Fuck the ballot box!"

So we stood the HAIL UP and we voted BARACK!

BUUUHHHDD-RRRAAHHH!!!!!!!

(Or whatever sound that is that Jigga-Man makes at the end of the end of "A Bill")

Don't Call Me 'Savvy' No More

I'm in a MAAADDD musical mood this week. Call me Savv Diddy. Savvy Jones. Savvaland. Savv Storch.
I'm hittin' you over the head with another SavvyFatty FreakMixxx...and you dayum well better enjoy it, dammit!!!

This is a cool azz song. Reminds me of my boy who has NOOOOOO problem "belting" it out in its entirety every chance we get to chop it up on the phone. I ain't saying no names (or blogs!) but he knows who he is. ;^p (Dienda!)
**Sidenote: Peep Fab in the still. Now, pay close attention to the teethular aftermath that a steady diet of boulders and brick walls leaves its victims with. TRAGEDY. Before I ever copped an iced out ANYthing, I'd be seeing mahself an orthodontist. But that's just Savvy. I'm just ordinary people. I DO know which way to go.

So...sit back, relax and enjoy the musical stylings of Savvy Perry remixing Ryan's saingin'. Cuz I subscribed to a blog...AND I LIKED IT!

"Subscription"

by S A V V Y Fatty!

1st Verse

You've posted for awhile

I love your post style and

Ya blog's layouuuuttt

You don't need no one else

You post by yourself, yea

Make us bloggers proud

(I love your subject matter)

B-SECTION
It started off with ya blog (uh huh)

And now I cain't log off (uh huh)

Updates in my inbox (uh huh)

And now I'm here copin' with

My subscription (scription)

Started with a comment (uh huh)

You posted 'bout Will Smith (uh huh)

And now I keep receivin' shit

From my subscription

While all the girls say

HOOK
I've subscripted to you and

I'm addicted to you

Got other shit I should do

Than read your subscription

I've subscripted to you

Now I'm addicted to you

Need a prescription for you

You're my addiction

You're my addiction

BRIDGE
When I'm looking through my Blogroll

Your blog is all I seeeeeee

You have turned me to a stalker

Needing your RSS feed

2nd Verse
I was hopin' you posted

So I could come through

And read your whole site

Envision and you will see that

Your blog's where I be at

I'm always around

B-SECTION

It started off with ya blog (uh huh)

And now I cain't log off (uh huh)

Updates in my inbox (uh huh)

And now I'm here copin' with

My subscription (scription)

It started with a comment (uh huh)

You posted 'bout Q-TIP (uh huh)

And now I keep receivin' shit

From my subscription

While all the girls say


HOOK

I've subscripted to you and

I'm addicted to you

Got other shit I should do

Than read your subscription

I've subscripted to you

Now I'm addicted to you

Need a prescription for you

You're my addiction

BRIDGE

When I'm looking through my Blogroll

Your blog is all I seeeeeee

You have turned me to a stalker

Needing your RSS feed

HOOK

I've subscripted to you and

I'm addicted to you

Got other shit I should do

Than read your subscription

I've subscripted to you

Now I'm addicted to you

Need a prescription for you

You're my addiction

B-SECTION

It started off with ya blog (uh huh)

And now I cain't log off (uh huh)

Updates in my inbox (uh huh)

And now I'm here copin' with

My subscription (scription)

It started with a comment (uh huh)

You posted 'bout Cheese Grits (uh huh)

And now I keep receivin' shit

From my subscription

While all the girls say

HOOK

I've subscripted to you and

I'm addicted to you

Got other shit I should do

Than read your subscription

**in my Kool Moe Dee stance**
HOW YA LIKE ME NOW?!?!?!!

BONE Appetit

I LOVE this song!
Even if these ninjas are saingin' like somebody's cheese-grating their dicks to the sounds of smooth jazz while sipping Capri-Suns under the still moonlight, this shit KNOCKS!!!!

Matter o'fact, I love it so much, I had to throw some SavvyFatty STAINK! on it and do a SavvyFatty FreakMixxx. After all: It IS Hump Day, folks!!!

So...follow me nah as I throw my stizzle on Jamie Foxx's vizzle, nizzle!

"He Got A Bone"

I love him cuz he got a bone

Don’t need Cialis, his shit is homegrown

Don’t nuthin’ get me more moist

Than a ninja with a boner by choice

Standing at attention, yeah his shit hard

And I can tell he’s bout to get me off

He won’t slow down, fuck a bump and grind

Gon’ dig it straight into my spine

Thrustin’ so hard I’m about to cry

Damn he aggressive, fuck being shy

I ain’t never seen his softer side

Ninjas blessed, good dick size

Knowing I’ll be screaming for help

I keeps an inhaler on my shelf

Only kinda bone I want

Pussy-pumpin’ king workin’ that good bone

I love him cuz he got a bone

HE GOT A BONE!

He tryna put it down my throat

It down my throat

I love it when he say

Just pop lock and drop it drop it drop it

I love it when he say

It’s cool just swallow just swallow