I Believe The Children ARE Our Future

...Teach them WELL and let them lead the way.

(Trill shit, pre-crack Whitney! TRILL SHIT!)

For all the voting parents, especially you Barack-A-Fellas and Barack OMamas in the hizzouse, I IMPLORE you to involve your kiddies in the voting process, like my girl, Tamekah, has done with her boys, EJ, 2, (L) and Amari, 4, (R).

Take them to the polls WITH you. Let them observe and explain the process. Show them the importance of excercising their RIGHT at a young age so that it becomes part of their life's routine.

I still remember MamaSavv taking me with her to the polls in '84. I didn't fully understand it then, but with each election and subsequent trip to the polling place, I became familiar with and increasingly interested in the process.

By the time I was 18 and in college, I knew the name of the game and was eager to let my voice be heard.

Give your child(ren) the same "gift."

If YOU ain't "on:" VOTE NOW!

Election Day Eats

Raise your hand if you don't like FREE SHIT?!?!?!

Yeah...Thought so.

You know the politically-savvy Baby D in me knows AAAALLLL about the Election Day food freebies.
How you think I got this pot belly: OVERNIGHT?! I gotta get it how I live!

So, if your inner fat kid wants some free shit as a reward for voicing your vote, see below on ways to turn your 'I Voted' sticker into some serious Election Day swag!

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For all you coffee zombies (or those of you needing a booboo boost after a long night of imbibing all types of ill shit **points to my weekend and sometimes weekday-if-I-had-a-long-day-at-work self**) Starbucks is offering a FREE tall cup of their brewed coffee.
Key Words: BREWED coffee.
So don't go in there embarrassing yourself and ya mama acting all douche'y if you can't get a venti decaf triple soy latte frappuccino with a chicken noodle soup and a soda on the side.
Be grateful that the company who's charged us a 50 magillion percent markup for the past decade+ on effin' COFFEE is giving us something other than that late morning "No dee HAIL I DIDN'T just spend fo' dollars on some gotdayum ground up beans and I'm STIIILLLL tired as FUCK!" crash.



Need a coffee companion?
Then hit up my favorite pound-purveyor, Krispy Kreme, to receive a FREE sprinkle-spangled, star-shaped donizzity for exercising your right to VIZZOTE!



I scream! You scream! We all scream for FREE ICE CREAM!
Hit up Ben & Jerry's for a free scoop (1, you greedy arses!) between 5 and 8pm today!


KNOW ANY OTHER ELECTION DAY FREEBIES?
Hit the comments off, ninjas! Share the wealth! [/Barack Obama]

No One In November

"S.L.U. (Swagger Like Us)"
T.I. feat. Kanye, Jay-z, Lil' Wayne, Ronnie, Bobby, Ricky, Mike, Chris, Mark, Red, Dave and Ro **exasperated sigh**
Shit'z Hot in the streets right now, riiiigghhtt?!?!

But you know ya girl, MC S A V SKI, got suh'in HOTTER!
And since the OG version of "S.L.U." is getting played like craps in the ghetto, peep the SavvyFatty FreakMixxx of Jigga-Man's verse. (1:27-2:10 mark)
I'm on some REGISTER TO VOTE/BARACK THE VOTE!!!/NA-NA-NA-NA-HEY-HEY-HEY-PEACE, BEEYATCHES!-type shizzle.

Follow me nah!


Can we vote like this?

Can't elect GOP cuz my knots ain't thick

No one on my corner got a pock' full of crisps


Barack: Bring the HOPE and the CHANGE on QUICK!


You can pay your respects just by clickin' on REG


CLICKIN' CLICKIN' on REG!

CLICKIN' CLICKIN' on REG!

Honor our dead for the roads where they bled


Where they faced a gun barrel just for tryna move 'head


Gotta make you want it THIS bad


Lead a horse to water; cain't pour him a glass


'Vote Obama!' tees are a fad


Rather see 'I VOTED' stickers like we see fitted caps

It's OHHHHHHVER! Quit makin' organ donors of US soldiers


OHHHHHVER! May you never have any doubt of the POWER of a VOTER!(Let's make THIS happen on Tuesday, November 4th!)


And since no other party have "schwagga" like us: REGISTER NOW!