BONE Appetit

I LOVE this song!
Even if these ninjas are saingin' like somebody's cheese-grating their dicks to the sounds of smooth jazz while sipping Capri-Suns under the still moonlight, this shit KNOCKS!!!!

Matter o'fact, I love it so much, I had to throw some SavvyFatty STAINK! on it and do a SavvyFatty FreakMixxx. After all: It IS Hump Day, folks!!!

So...follow me nah as I throw my stizzle on Jamie Foxx's vizzle, nizzle!

"He Got A Bone"

I love him cuz he got a bone

Don’t need Cialis, his shit is homegrown

Don’t nuthin’ get me more moist

Than a ninja with a boner by choice

Standing at attention, yeah his shit hard

And I can tell he’s bout to get me off

He won’t slow down, fuck a bump and grind

Gon’ dig it straight into my spine

Thrustin’ so hard I’m about to cry

Damn he aggressive, fuck being shy

I ain’t never seen his softer side

Ninjas blessed, good dick size

Knowing I’ll be screaming for help

I keeps an inhaler on my shelf

Only kinda bone I want

Pussy-pumpin’ king workin’ that good bone

I love him cuz he got a bone

HE GOT A BONE!

He tryna put it down my throat

It down my throat

I love it when he say

Just pop lock and drop it drop it drop it

I love it when he say

It’s cool just swallow just swallow

Peace, BITCH!

Danity Kane resident hoochay mama, Aubrey O'day, was chunked the deuces by Diddy on last night's ep of Making the Band 4.center>

After going at Puff about not "communicating" with the group about the solo plans of other DK members, Aubrey was shown the proverbial "door" and still sat there with the, "So...and?" look on her face like she was Chris Breezy and she ran it, RAN IT!

At that exact moment is when my blood pressure rose from warm milk to Top Ramen water. Her azz better be GLAD she wasn't a member of Savvity Kane...cuz I woulda had a fist full of blonde Great Lengths and been employing my fists of fury like noooooobody's beeswax.

You're FIRED! BITCH, STEP! You're Unemployed! DONEski! Bounce, biatch!

It took all my GATDAYUM strength not to pry my TV open to dap that ninja Puff up. That biatch beeeeennnnnn needing the boot. She's an attention-loving HO bizzag who thinks her shit don't staink just cuz Puff bigged her talent up during the group's formation.

Diddy dayum sure showed her azz who was BAWSS and I loved it!!!!

What did YOU think about Diddy giving "Auberella" the bizzoot?

All FRESHED Up

...with nowhere to go. **pokes at wrists with a butterknife**

If somebody comes over to my cube ONE MORE MUTHALUHVIN' TIME and asks me where I'm going, "with [my] hair all done up, makeup and clothes all nice!" when I'm sure they heard me tell the other fawillion muhfuckas that asked me the same shit SECONDS before they did that I ain't going NOWHERE!!!!!
I'm just on my Fat Fly Fab shit...is that ok?! If somebody steps to me ONE MO' 'GIN! I'mma commence to smashing some craniums together and Boom! Shake! SHAKE! SHAKE THE ROOM!!
Aaarrrgghhhh!!!!

Can't a beezy rock a lace shirt, orange plaid boho scarf, animal-print earrings, lazy-fit jeans, copper snakeskin heels, and a cream-colored bag WITHOUT having a single EMM'EFFIN' plan for the night?

Surely, I must be the ONLY single, fat, fresh 28-year old DEVOID of plans for the night, right? I know there's not anyone else unfortunate enough to be living their life like it's an sandwich baggie like I am, no?

So, please share with a muhfucka so lonely I wish a roach would be crawling across my living room floor when I get home:
Where will YOU be flashing your Friday Night Lights?

When It's Reppin' Time

There is exactly 1 month and 1 DAY until the Presidential Election. Are YOU registered? If you ain't ON, GET DOWN!

Last night, at the Debate party, I got my first bits of Obama paraphernalia, costing me a grand total of $FREE.99!!!

I copped an Obama sticker, an Obama 'Peace' button, and an Obama/Biden campaign poster that I QUICKLY placed on the dash of my baby girl, Honey D. Honda, so muhfuckas KNOW who I'm ridin' for!

Got any Obama/Biden ish you wanna rep?
Email your pics to savvyfatty@gmail.com and I'll post you PROUDLY puttin' ON for Obama! "OWN OWN" for Obama!

Maverick Madness!

This by far was my most "FAVORITE'TESS" moment from last night's Vice Presidential Debate between our man, Joe Biden and their biatch, Sarah "187 On A Muthafuckin' Moose" Palin.
'Twas NOTHING but crazy cheers and uproarious applause at the bar where I caught the debates (and a semi-hangover. D'OH!) when J. Biddy got in that Alaskan ARSE about that overused, overworked, TIRED azz "Maverick" shit. The only thing Centrum Silver's been "Maverick" about is hyping the word "Maverick" to the point where I'm a "Maverick" about ridding the GOP's throats of the ability to speak "Maverick" again. That's it.

Shouts to the crowd at Gaslamp hot spot, Stingaree, for keeping hope alive with its uber-diverse crowd last night.
'Twas nothing short of GLORIOUS to see representations of all cultures and folks from every walk of life coming together to support the Obama/Biden ticket.
At our couch alone was a 40-something year old White woman, a Black woman in her 50s and a Mexican woman in her early 30's, plus me and my crew of crazy biatches.
A Change HAS come!
And this historic Presidential race is ushering in the unity that America has been in DESPERATE need of since FOREVER.
And for that, like Michelle Obama said earlier: I am proud of my country! BIG UPs to all my USA'ers!! [/Shawty Lo]

What did YOU think about the debate?

How muthafuckin' AWESOME was Joe Biden in holding it down for the Obama campaign?

With the slew of note cards and question-dodging, how well/bad do you think Sarah Palin did?

Do you think Biden answered Palin back well when she was spittin' that straight BULLSHIT?!

Did you notice how she straight GANKED Obama's "Change" mantra and used it like she thought of it?

What was your overall favorite moment?