Racism BEEN pullin' capers

As an artist, I can fully identify with the necessity of letting your soul bleed into a medium of your choice.
For those that don't know, now you'll know:
It's far more soul- satisfying and freeing to pick up a brush, spray can, hell, even a dayum keyboard to convey personal views and opinions than it is to simply speak these truths. There's just something about marrying your thoughts with a creative outlet that's like food to your soul.
Believe me, like Lupe and that curly-haired homechick: SavvyFatty has saved my life!

However, the below images (sent from my girl Fre and spotted here, as well **shaking head**) reach FAR BEYOND artistic expression and cross that crackhead-thin line into being purposely offensive and downright racist.
It's both appalling and daunting to witness such hatred and disdain for CHANGE. We've had CENTURIES of the same ol', same ol'. And look how far it's gotten us. [/sarcasm]

What's worse is the fact that the artist responsible, Yazmany Arboleda, has a lot of gotdayumed nerve since his ass is an ethnic minority just like Obama. And living in these here United States I'm quite SURE he's experienced unnecessary and unfair treatment at the hand of those who'd probably most appreciate his exhibit.

When asked about his intentions and plans for the exhibit, Arboleda stated: “It’s art. It’s not supposed to be harmful. It’s about character assassination — about how Obama and Hillary have been portrayed by the media,” [Source]

If that's true, then I'm WIT IT.

If not...then I'm on the fast track to creating my own exhibit and website, both tentatively titled: http://theasswhoopificationofyazmanyarboleda.com/
Unlike Arboleda's, mine would be type-simple; consisting only of a room filled with a wall of rough and ready shirtless, Dickies and Chucks-wearin' West Coast muhfuckas, complete with chain-leashed pit bulls with insatiable appetites for racially, ethnically, and culturally divisive bullshit.

So peep the pics below and give me your thoughts on Arboleda's exhibit. Is he spouting racism or shining a spotlight on the media's character assassination of the Democratic ticket's frontrunners:





^^^My personal low of the exhibit. CRYING SHAME.
I think, "Say ANYthing about the adults. Just leave lil', innocent Sasha (L) and Malia (2nd from R) OUT of it, mayne.

SkinBAD

Is bad skin this season's answer to the winter's chunky neck scarves craze?

As I let MTV Jams make me weep for the future of our youth keep me company this weekend, it's come to my attention that unadulterated scarfaces are the new 'hood hype and the latest chapter in the "Keepin' It Real" movement.

• Monica's Cheatin' Azz Baby Daddy boo bear Rocko spit about his huge'normous horse head and bite-sized body NOT ProActiv'ating his game just like it's no Tu-Maw-Ruh.

• We're well aware that Shawty Lo Dunn Dunn it all...BUT tend to his skin and persevere in preserving his ET finger**air quotes** sexy.
  
  

But I don't have time to worry about they shit. Naw! Cuz I'm over here CHEESIN' like cheddar as this is EGG-SELL-LINT news for a biatch like me!

**bustin' an '80s celebratory Prep**

I guess it's beddy-by for my Dream Matte Mousse and bye-bye to the bronzer as I proudly parade my piles of pimples, acres of craters and wait for SavvyFatty to BLOOOOWWW Rick Ross-style! JEAH!

So...talk amongst yourselves while I sit back, relax, and let the black heads bad-act!
Sheeeiiit! MuthaFUCK a Clean & Clear! A biatch got dollaz to clock so bottles can pop!
**wipes self dowwwwnnnn with Crisco while logging into AdBrite account**

TAMPtasia

Let me start this lil' post off by saing: Y'all know I'm AAAALLLLL about individuality.

Especially when it comes to the crop. For those that know me personally, you know I mohawked it for a couple years. But now since I'm all gubmit-employeed up, I gotta weave it till I can achieve it. PLEASE believe it!

With that being said, I STILL demand to know why Fannie Mae thought it was both cute and appropriate to come out the house with her Tampax game proppa'.

photo hijacked from BOSSIP

WHO is her stylist and WHY is this person still living, Lord?
I could live with the skunk patch...and thank Heavens we ALL made it through this...but this shit right here, ninja. **shaking head**
AND I knoooowwwwww my boy Ronnie Mac is somewhere NOT lovin' it!

Nostrildamus and Friends

Singer and Dancing With The People You Really Don't Recognize but SOMEBODY Says They're Stars reject Mario was on hand at Maxim's 2008 Hot 100 Party giving us a sneak peek into his thoughts via his ginormous nostrils. I just thank the Sweet Lawd above that that chil' ain't developed a habit for the White Girl, Christina Aguilera. Cuz that would be an IG-SPAIN-SIV azz habit. **wonderin' if there's a such thing as an 88-ball**



Hollywood Space Cadet Party Girl (cuz really...does she DO anything ELSE?!) Bai Ling was also in the building confused as to whether she was about to take a swim or slang a pocket full of stooooooonnnnnes. Judging from this get-up, what illegal substance do you think she fried her rice in before stepping up in the place?



Chrissy Mil was also on the premises showing us how she's NOT spending her economic stimulus $$$ on such petty things as a hairdresser, a Pro-Styl'd up toothbrush, or earrings costing more than 99 cents. I ain't even gon' hate! Do you, girl! I know it's HAWD out hea' for a _______ (<--what does she do again?!)

Granny Hoes Best

Granny always said, "A clean pussy is like cooked chitlins. It looks nastay, feels sloppay, smells funnay...but ninjas STILL eat it."

**Shouts to my girl 'Minah for sending me this ish. Real talk, Meen! REAL TALK!

Talk about Doublin' Up

A woman will testify at R. Kelly's upcoming child-pornography trial that she had a three-way sexual encounter with Kelly and the allegedly underage girl shown in the videotape at the center of the case, the Chicago Sun-Times reported on Saturday (May 3). Jury selection for the long-delayed case is scheduled to begin Friday. Source

Dayum! This shit is BANANAS, R-ruh! I have zero words for you and your level of kink. **shaking head**

SavvyFatty'ers: As the trial draws nearer, what other CUH-RAY-ZAY revelations could be be uncovered about R's not-so-secret sexcapades?
Here's what I imagine:

A duckbilled platypus is set to testify that during the shoot, he served as assistant to the then teen and was in charge of securing her Garanimals and Underoos. "It was also requested that I keep a case of Pedialyte was on deck just in case [she] became dehydrated for any reason," he added.

Es Un Nino!...Unexpectedly-o!

Photo Source

Seventeen year old Xochitl Parra secretly gave birth to an 8-pound, 3-ounce (AY, CHICO!) lil' nino while getting ready for school last Wednesday morning. Alone and unable to call for help since her home phone was disconnected, Xochitl walked 4 blocks to the nearest hospital with the baby still umbilically attached. Parra, a sophomore in high school, kept the pregnancy secret because she was afraid her mother would "kick [her] out of the house." Read more here...

MI DIOS! I cain't even imagine a teenager being pregnant for nine dayum months and secretly giving birth...**getting in time machine and rewinding back to February 3 in the year that Reagan was elected el Presidente**...HOL'UP! Yes, I can, as I was just a "bad stomach ache" up until I popped out, throwing up the 'W' like, "WHAT IT DEWWWWWW!!!"

Real talk though, I wish Xochitl and baby Alejandro nada pero the best. I hope Xochitl finishes high school and moves on to higher learning and a lucrative career so her and her son don't have to endure nights of Hot Dog and BBQ Sauce Rice and Thousand Island Dressing on Wonder Bread sammiches like I did coming up as the child of a pair of horny teenagers. **tears*
**hoping Ma-Dukes ain't SavvyFatty'in it today**

They'll be after dem tittays next

After missing 4 to 5 months worth of payments, rapper Lil Kim's Bentley was snizzatched unexpectedly from her home.

"Apparently, when Kim was asked to turnover the keys to the vehicle, the rapper told the repomen that her accountant would handle the situation. When, [New York's ] CW11 [news] attempted to receive comment from Kim on the falling economy and raising tide or repossession in auto, the disgruntled rapper began to curse at the reporter, telling him to leave her estate." SOURCE

Daaaayyyuuuum, homay!!
I just pray she has the pank slip for the rest of the shit she's purchased. Would suck to see her gracing the cover of a magazine looking like this.

My, My Miley

Before I reduce myself to gettin' into fisticuffs with muhphukkas over my baby booboo, I'mma just politely ask y'all to leave my Mi-Mi alone.

For those who thought she should (she did!) apologize to her fans for posing in such "racy" photos, SHUT THE EFF UP! Maybe if you were more worried about your OWN kids they wouldn't be somewhere plottin' to blow up their schools or blowin' their teachers. Or looking for a role model via the boob tube cuz yo' azz is too busy to parent. MESSAGE!
What exactly should Miley be apologizing for?
Yes! She took the above artsy Annie Liebowitz flick that might not be appropriate for a 15 year old. And some Myspace pics that she should have thought twice about before posing for.

However...this ain't cha average teenager. Thi$ bitch got $tack$ like texturizer$ got Dax! Paper higher than a $ky$craper! Money like Chri$ Rock got funny! Dough like she's in training to be my Lady O. Oh!

Out of this whole "scandal" the only thing Mi' should be apologizing for is looking like the girl on the Les Miserable poster and for cheating on me with this lil' Mac Tonight-chinned floozy!
I know IGG-ZACK-LEE when this pic was taken, too! I recognize that scarf! That was the day she was supposed to be brangin' me a ribs and pancakes dinner for lettin' her stay up late to watch Cathouse 2 with me and O. And THIS the muthafuckin' thanks I get?!?!?!!


**gaining composure and recovering from jealous rage**
Bottomline: My lil' one can do what she wanna!
Long as she ain't flashin' myyyy me and Oprah's her panty partner for the world to see or drunk driving, or acting like she has to go elsewhere, instead of staying home with me and O, to get the biznazz, she's just being a girl! A very wealthy, BREADWINNIN' girl who could buy and sell you 2 dolla, 2-cent opinion havin' azz.

Well, it's not AAAALL bad

Actor Wesley Snipes, best known worldwide for being blacker than the back of Whoopi Goldberg's neck and favoring rice over butta' beans as the star of the Blade franchise, has been sentenced to 3 years in prison for tax evasion. The sentence was handed down after it was found that Snipes willfully failed to file US income tax returns in1999, 2000, and 2001.

I don't know about during the day, but I know for DAYUM sure he'll be one of the only prisoners who'll be SAFER once the guards call "Lights Out!"

Now that's what I call a disappearing act.

**A Moment of Silence for Injustice**

And they say justice is blind.

**shaking head**

Nicole Paultre-Bell darted out of an NY courtroom, inconsolable, after the judge acquitted the undercovers charged in the 2006 shooting death of her fiance, Sean Bell.

I'm sorry. I'm outraged. I have no words.
Read more...

Billion Years Boys Club

Now you know I celebrates individuality ANYway it comes. Remember: I beez the girl who will rock a leopard print jacket with a giraffe print bag and be like, "YUP! In my mismatch!"

However, I still look 28 (or younger, right? RIIIIGHT?!!?!!) with mines.

Too bad I can't say the same for OldO'Neal McKnight (of "Check Your Coat" fame) as he arrives at the 2008 National Hip-Hop Team Vote Launch held in Philly over the weekend.
Besides looking like Pennzoil sponsored his neck and Knudsen purchased adspace in the corners of his mouf, he looked mad inappropriate for such an important event. (Read more here)

Is there ANYthing Black folks will dress up for besides court?
**E-VEEL side-eyin' all y'all before you get a chance to bring up Remy Ma's trial treachery.**

**Sidenote: I was HARDPRESSED like a hooker's dress to find BIRTHDATE information on ya boy O here. So since I could NOT, I'll judge him by the rings around his neck...and just assume him and Moses shared tools in Woodshop.

What the HELL, 'Monae?!

Bad Boy future Dungeon Dweller artist Janelle Monae and a host of other ATLiens arrive on the red carpet at the opening of the Atlanta Ballet presentation of "BIG."
**flatlining slowly** I won't even waste my time, nouns, verbs, or adjectives to describe this fuck shit right here. I will let the post write itself while I remove my soul from the depths of my being and FedEx it to the Most High.

SavvyFatty...OUT!

**THIS JUST IN: IS IT TRUE?! COULD IT BE?!?! ME OH MY!...A HATER!!...like a Soft & Beautiful kiddy perm: JUST FOR ME!
Peep the ANONYMOUS (Silly coward! Anonymity's for kids!) comment rant of SavvyFatty's VERY FIRST hater! OH! FINALLY! After 28 years! My very first hater! Tis a date which will live in infamy! YAY ME!

*Sidenote: This hea' mah juke joint! If I don't like something, no matter WHAT its purpose, I have ZERO, ZILCH, and NO problem saying so! So...You can hate me NOW! **blows kisses**

Why, 'Clef?!

So I guess ya boy Algernod wasn't doing a sufficient job of niggerin' up the industry by constantly showing the world his shit stain collectors...so the Player Haitian himself threw his bald spot in the ring to step up the coon game.

I'd expect this kind of tomfuckery from a 20-something. But once you've entered the second millenium of your life...it's time to faaalllll back and let the youngins' have the ig'nit shit. Whyyyyyy, 'Clef?!

RIP Sean Levert

Here's an excerpt from Sean Levert's obituary, featuring pics and words from his wife, Angie. This is sweet. R.I.Pigsfeet Sean LeVert!

Wow! I had no clue he had a wifey at the time of his death. I just thought he was some sorry azz baby daddy running around, tucking his "Casanova" bucks from his baby mamas.

And from the pics below, it ain't hard to tell which kid wasn't eatin' off that "Just Coolin'" dough.
What's up with lil' mama lookin' like the Khia and Godfather of Soul bumped uglies in the backseat of a 1987 Aries K-Car? Looks like she mighta been in jail strapped up right next to pops. Damn.

An "Algernod" by any other name...

...would NOT be getting sued over a shooting in a club. He'd be somewhere lampin' in the Hamptons, sitting poolside, fresh in a seersucker suit, with a tiny dog on his lap, sippin' tea out of a tiny cup with his pinky and his nose in the air.

However...ya boy Plies, born Algernod Washington **making waste of my Just My Sizes** is facing some ghetto charges.

Rapper Plies, born Algernod Washington, is one of several defendants in a lawsuit filed by five attendees at a 2006 Plies show.
The five plaintiffs were injured during a shooting at the show, and are seeking $10 million in damages.
"If they're suing Mr. Washington, they're suing the wrong person," said attorney Robert Rush to the Gainesville Sun. "He does not have legal liability. It is not an entertainer's job to provide security for a club where the entertainer is performing."
Plies' record label, Slip-N-Slide, and 283 West, the venue where Plies performed that night, are also named in the suit. The suit alleges negligence on the part of the defendants. Reports indicate that members of Plies' entourage - the rapper's brother, Ronell Lavatte, and Tory Carnegie - fired into a sold-out crowd after Plies' microphone was cut off, in order to let Lil' Boosie on stage.
Lavatte and Carnegie were accused of firing at least three rounds and were charged with attempted murder. Police found five loaded firearms and rounds of ammunition in their vehicle. Source

In A-nod's defense, these charges are maaaad bogus. Ain't his fault! Muhfuckas ALWAYS tryna get rich. What's next? Somebody gon' sue a club over getting their pinky toe stepped on? Or over somebody standing still in the club? And you KNOW what the judge'll sing when he's reading the charges: NO PARKIN' BAYBEH/NO PARKING ON THE DANCEFLOOR!
Wuht dee bloodclot?!

Elderlicious!

Musical Douchebag Rapper Singer Artist Fergie recently celebrated her 33rd bday with a Vegas shindig where her King Tut A-alike game was diesel. Peep ya granny's pair of saggy Silk Reflections she uses for a neck.
**licks lips then vomits** Ooooohhh!! FERGIELICIOUS!

Well, the show wasn't called "CHURCH in the City"

Now, in my whorish humble opinion, Kristen Davis could be licking ANYTHING in this pic, including a stamp. Stars got bills, too!!!
I just don't underdig why folks are so quick to think she's playing a saliva solo on the skin flute. Didn't the Bible say, "Judge not lest ye be judged?" YES!!
Heaven forbid YOU pass out drunk in a stranger's lap at the club. LAWD knows what we'd uncover in your Sidekick...mmmkay?!

Obama's dipped in butta...

...and could pimp the blood outcha MUTHA!

Word on the streets is that the Repubs are making it rain on Obama.
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/us_and_americas/article1752381.ece



No wonder he's raised like a BAZILLION times the money the Clinton campaign has. The Repubs want those dayum Clintons stopped! They already embarrassed their asses during the 90s. They DON'T want a 3-peat!

That's coooolllldddd business for John McCain. How can your OWN constituents defect to another party's candidate?
So what that he helped Pharaoh's daughter discover Moses in the bullrushes. Who cares that he'll be in bed right after the CBS Evening News goes off? Or that he'll be too busy gettin the Early Bird Special at the local diner to worry about lawmaking and bill approval. He could still be an effective leader. Centrum Silver and all!
The Republicans are colder than...**thinking, thinking**...themselves! DAMMIT, MAN!