Fa real?!

Raise your hand if you need another velour tracksuit?!?!?

**sees people choking themselves out, peeps one person with a butterknife to their wrist, peeps Amy Winehouse and her Blake walkin' in**

Ok...didn't think so. But if you did, that would be fine! Just know that 2002 is calling and wants its fashion craze back. :-i


photo courtesy of Crunktastical

Anywhoo...in tacky lacefront weave-wearin' bitches who tryna scrounge up enough money to pay the mortgage on that regular ass 2BR/1BA "mansion" from "How I'm Livin" news...Trina, the hip hop world's PREMIERE fashionista (ninja pleez!), is coming out with a clothing line, Pink Diamond Couture. The line promises to make you just as swap meet/flea market/nail shop/welfare office fresh as Apple Bottoms and Baby Phat do now!

So, ladies: Grab your hot pink Razrs, the keys to your Mazda 323s, and text Shaweendryah and Tyerafeece and tell them to get to Demo ASAP!
But don't run TOO fast. I wanna go!...and you KNOW I'm fat! And you KNOW I can't stand to live my days without looking THIS type of classy:


**wipes self down with an ocular douche**

What happened to 'riginality?!?!? Why everybody gotta come out with a dayum clothing line?!?!?

TRINA?!?! A clothing line?!?! That's like me coming out with a line of dietary products or exercise DVDs.
She would do MUCH better coming out with a line of inspirational cards offering young women tips on how to survive the years of being a concubine to a famous female Hip Hop artist/producer in order to support the "Glamorest Life." And if she needed assistance, Tweet could be her business partner! **whispers** Cuz you know that "Ooops!" dough is LONG spent on truckloads of dental dams. And/or laundry detergent to remove those Mac Viva Glam stains from her sheets .