However, this is no social visit, so no grinning and displayage of tooth
Barack is in office and I thought we'd left this shit back in the Admin of You-Know-Who
But OHHHH NO! We still got bidniss to 'tend to when it comes to the Ghett-Olympics that is Prom for our youth
SHOUTS to my IG Email Posse brought to me by the Triscuit Tress Trio that is NaturallyAlise, LuvvieLG, and ThePBG. Christina: I blameth YOU for bringing this into my world. But Zaynab: You took it over the IZZEDGE with your project poem, homay and for that: iCurse Thee.
You effin' Pepto Klepto: Taketh back that toe to that camel!
Wasn't you slaingin' Newports at the Legion last week? Ain't you really 42?
And PS: Do your titties have an elevator? If not, then why they look so down?
Please convict them, O'Savior, for felonious, ghettotanous and foolhardy use of Vee-ton.
But correct me if I'm wrong, but: Didn't she go to prom with your dad?
You've got FAR too much fabric and, clearly, not ENOUGH neck.
What you CAN do is get back to them dishes 'need 'tendin' down at Harpo's Juke Joint.
How disrespectful to rob ya lil sis of the sheet RIGHT off her mattress!
Have you any shame about pulling this frightful fashion caper?
When you know DAMN WELL you just wasted good birthday gift wrapping paper!
Why has your weave disagreed, divorced, and parted like Moses did the sea?
But you ain't gon' be able to sit down in that dress, so I hope your limo is a train.
Congratulations on the setting back of hundreds of years of Black Progress
With your illicit displays of sheer niggatry and your stellar ho shit 'fits
I asketh the Lord to curseth your wombs and loins so you can't pass on this shit!
Or in 15 years or so I'll see they fonky asses on WSHH acting dumb-niggerish in 'dem vids
**abruptly drops keyboard**