Jennifer Lopez and her Halloween hubby Marc Anthony welcomed their twins this morning. A girl and a boy, named Arroz y Con Pollo, respectively.
What a douche, right?!?!? HAHAAHAHAA!!! I KEED! I KEED!
But real talk, congrats to J-Lo and the Walking Dead. She's finally a mommy. **reppin' for my Spanish readers** I meant "Mami."
Ayy! Ayy! Ayy Chico!
So...now since she'll be at home taking care of her Los Rugratos, does that mean she won't be blessing the world with anymore Oscar-worthy movie performances? No more sequined embellished velour tracksuits? No more classic double acrylic albums?!?! No more ass cleavage jeans?!??! But...but...where am I gonna go when I need a CAMEL TOE?!?!?!?!!!!
How am I gonna "Get Right" while she keeps me "Waiting For Tonight?" OH! OHHHH!!