Sunday, March 30, 2008

Kids Choice-y Lovers

The Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards were held Saturday in La-La-Land at UCLA's Pauley Pavilion.
Several of your favorite stars were in the house looking their "best." And you know me...always handing out an 'E' for "Ehhhh...well, you tried."

America Ferrera was in the house, betraying bigger girls EVERYWHERE by shrinking to the size and proportions of a bobblehead.

Lil Mama was trying harder than a gay porn star's cock as always.
Anybody else hear the muffled sounds of angry piano playing and a body shifting in its grave? Even the ghost of Liberace is appauled by this outfit. I heard some muffled muttering about the bullfuckery of puffy paints and hot pink glitter.

Akon brought his own personal 6-to-6 Program to the festivities. Very handsome set of boys. Even the one with his Royal Tenenbaums game proper. Looks like 'Kon got Loon on the payroll, in the background toting a box of Capri Suns and a duffle bag of pee-pee clothes for the occassion.

Is it me...or does LaToya Rihanna look like she visited the Jackson family butcher doctor? That nose is lookin' Rachel Zoe-type thin. Really, her WHOLE face is looking different.
Pump ya brakes, Rih! Don't travel down Vivica Fox Lane! And PLEASE!! Don't get on the Lil Kim Expressway!

**injecting monitor with an insulin shot**
Winner of Project Runway Christian Soriano blessed the event with his sugary sweet presence while giving that Side Eye of Diabetes. **vigorously shaking pointer finger only** FIERCE!