So Twitter has officially showed me that the TWass IS TWeener on the TWother TWide by luring me away from my OG @work distraction, Myspace.
I'm sorry, 'Spacer. We had a good 2-3 year run. Really. But...
- Fuck your 'An Error Has Occurred...' bullshit that usually comes RIGHT as I'm trying to
schedule a booty callsend my cousin a message.
- Fuck your 'He-Loves-Me-He-Fucks-My-Girl-I-Still-Love-Him-We-Gon'-Ride-Together-Soon-As-He-Comes-From-My-Girl's-Pad' status messages.
- Fuck your posting-the-same-shitty-ass-thing-56-times-in-a-yillasecond bulletins.
- Fuck your gotdayumed Mafia Wars that I DON'T WANT TO FUCKING PLAY ALREADY FOR THE NADILLIONTH TIME SO STOP ASKING ME!! game.
I've moved on.
**blows kisses at Twitter**
- I'm all about a muhfucka thinking I'm cool enough to be followed.
- '@' to me; I'll '@' back.
- If I'm unreachable like dummays are unteachable, DM me. I get the alerts and messages sent right to the Centro. I'll 'd _____ hi' you RIGHT back.
So, needless to say, by working Twitter like a part-time job **looks over at Myspace, mouths "It's me; not you."** I've come to "know" a lot of my followers. Seems like everybody got a job and at LEAST 53 side gigs and hustles. **eyes NickyStew for always knowing a way to GET DAT GUAP**
Matter of fact, I'm giving him that award right now: Most Likely To GET DAT GUAP!
And in honor of my TWeeps, I'll be handing out a few awards today. Not EVERYone will get an award...TODAY. But I'll be handing them out sporadically so check my Tweets to see if and when it's YOUR day to get a gift certificate to the 9 cents store.
(No. That's it.)
AnthonyTaurus: Most Likely to Eat a Bitch's Pussy AND Roll a Blunt at the Church Picnic.
Aura & Monee: Most Likely to Tweet From a Party, Right Outside a Door Where Diddy, John Legend, and Tyson are inside "networking."
BlogXilla: Most Likely to Owe Us Royalties for Assisting Him With His Blog Posts
DirtyWhoreleb: Most Likely to Assist ME in Arranging a TWorgy Tour
KarrineSteffans: Most Likely to Cause the 'Fail Whale' Once You've Logged In Because Your "Folks" Will NO DOUBT Flock to Twitter Like Taco Bell'ians Flock To a Shitter.
Marleaux: Most Likely to Make You and Your Budget Feel Bad for Crumbling Wheat Thins Into Your Cup O'Noodles Cuz She's TWIT'PIC'n Nuthin' But Lobster & Skrimpz.
RMichaelThomas: MOST Reliable :-/
TreoBenny: Most Likely to TWolla at Ya Mama THE MOMENT She Sets Up Her Twitter.com/GodsLove account.
That's all for now.
Who WILL be next?!?!?!