As of TODAY, I have exactly 1 month (**criiiiinge; teeth chattering nervously**) left as a Deuce-8 year old.
As of TODAY, YOU have exactly 1 month to get me gifted. GET ME GIFTED! [/Savvy FIERCE]
And if you don't know what to get for your Savvy, here're a few
Cuz I'm tired of looking like a young, pre-jheri curl AND minky yaki lacefront Michael Jackson by the dome.
Mixed Chicks Leave-In Conditioner/Styling Creme, Tre-Deuce Ozs. $50
Cuz I got dick pics that need a'posting. In Pink. Cuz that ninja would have been better off with vajay, anyway.
Bright Pink Set of 2 Picture Frames spotted at MultiChic. $68. (WHAT?! I'm Worth It!)
Cuz Savvy don't play that!Neon Yellow Shield Shades. Ready for purchase, so I can get my Terminator X on, for the low-low of $48 at ShopNastyGal.
Cuz I <3 the 90's. And she's giving us pin-curl swoop.
Harajuku Lovers "Music" fragrance. $25 at Macy's. C'mon. You got that.
Cuz I like to run. **looks at self...the name of my blog...and inside my refrigerator**
Ok, cuz they're cute, you judgemental fuck.
Puma Key High Top Sneaks. $60; brought to you by the fine folks over at UrbanOutfitters.
Cuz I'm tired of my glovebox overflowing with scratched-the-HAIL-up CDs that readily play every corny interlude, yet, not the song that I wasted $14.99 on the dayum CD for in the first effing place.
iPod Touch. I'm easy to please. So surprise me with the GBs. Salivated over via the Apple store.
Cuz I want to be there; wouldn't want to have to ask them hoes, ASK THEM HOES ABOUT IT.
Tickets to the San Diego leg of Lil' Wayne's "I Am Music" Tour.
Somewhere close, where I can easily see the skinty of his jeans, please. Oh, and a backstage pass would also be loverly.