Saturday, January 3, 2009

28 With A Bullet

As of TODAY, I have exactly 1 month (**criiiiinge; teeth chattering nervously**) left as a Deuce-8 year old.

As of TODAY, YOU have exactly 1 month to get me gifted. GET ME GIFTED! [/Savvy FIERCE]

And if you don't know what to get for your Savvy, here're a few demands! ideas.



Cuz I'm tired of looking like a young, pre-jheri curl AND minky yaki lacefront Michael Jackson by the dome.
Mixed Chicks Leave-In Conditioner/Styling Creme, Tre-Deuce Ozs. $50

Cuz I got dick pics that need a'posting. In Pink. Cuz that ninja would have been better off with vajay, anyway.
Bright Pink Set of 2 Picture Frames spotted at MultiChic. $68. (WHAT?! I'm Worth It!)

Cuz Savvy don't play that!Neon Yellow Shield Shades. Ready for purchase, so I can get my Terminator X on, for the low-low of $48 at ShopNastyGal.

Cuz I <3 the 90's. And she's giving us pin-curl swoop.

Harajuku Lovers "Music" fragrance. $25 at Macy's. C'mon. You got that.

Cuz I like to run. **looks at self...the name of my blog...and inside my refrigerator**
Ok, cuz they're cute, you judgemental fuck.
Puma Key High Top Sneaks. $60; brought to you by the fine folks over at UrbanOutfitters.

Cuz I'm tired of my glovebox overflowing with scratched-the-HAIL-up CDs that readily play every corny interlude, yet, not the song that I wasted $14.99 on the dayum CD for in the first effing place.
iPod Touch. I'm easy to please. So surprise me with the GBs. Salivated over via the Apple store.

Cuz I want to be there; wouldn't want to have to ask them hoes, ASK THEM HOES ABOUT IT.
Tickets to the San Diego leg of Lil' Wayne's "I Am Music" Tour.
Somewhere close, where I can easily see the skinty of his jeans, please. Oh, and a backstage pass would also be loverly. (I got a box full of lollilops I'd like "autographed.")


Beezy said...

Hmmmm I think I might want those Pumas too. If they're having a twofer, you'll be getting your pair too homie! LOL

Assertive Wit said...

a girl who knows TRUE foot fashion...I'm in love! And guess what store is 3 blocks up from my house??? Will be perusing there on payday LOL

S A V V Y F. Baybeh! said...

Hook it up, Beez!
AssWit, tell me those wouldn't look BAWSS like Ricky Ross with a wifebeat & camo cargos? Bright pink lip gloss and a crop denim jacket?

Assertive Wit said...

of course they would look fantastic with that!
I'd wear them with my faux denim leggings from American Apparel and a graphic tee...that's my version of skinny jeans until I can find some to fit alla dis ass & thigh meat that aint over $100 bucks LOL

Nessia said...

I'm still waiting on my Christmas mixed chicks trio. I get lucky you might get some too!

NaturallyAlise said...

the skinty of his jeans....

u stoopid.

jamie (aka afro) said...

we were born on the same day?! how pimpin is dat?

u got a nic-sized wish list, and i say go for it. u never get wuh u dont ask for!

also i postd a new batch of videos on kollege jus for u!
hav a great wk!