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photo courtesy of Crunktastical

PLEASE tell me the flower girl was an extra in Honey, I Blew Up the Kids!!! Cuz that would be the only ACCEPTABLE reason for her to be lookin like she's 33 years old! I thought flower girls were supposed to be GIRLS, not women! Where's the flower boy?!??! He's probably somewhere collecting Social Security. Dammit!!!!
And what's up with homegirl in the flip flops??!?! Does she NOT recognize what a camera is? And what memories are made of?! And what CLASS and DECORUM is?!?!? And... **fanning self in order for blood pressure to remain at a liveable rate**