Wednesday, February 20, 2008

In the world of Whitey...

DAYUM!
We can't have NUTHIN! First black men (WHY'D they have to take Gary Coleman, lawd?!?! I ain't seen quality ASH on knuckles like that in DECADES! WHHHYYYYYY?!?!?!?!! Goodbye CRUEL WORLD!!! **puts butterknife to throat**), then weaves, baby daddy drama, and now cheap ghetto hair dye!!

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Ghetto Bitches (Whatchu lookin around for?!!! You know who I'm talkin to! Any of y'all whose names end in -sha, -la, -ka, -ette, -ta, -ique, etc):
TELL ME that Cherry Cola-colored scalp and uneven color deposit aint a dead giveaway to the fact that Brit-Brit was in her kitchen mixing the finest of grape and "red" Kool-Aid packs into a Rubbermaid bowl and slathering it onto those "quality" Great Lengths lady "lovely" locks to get that Shaqueshaiyiah look?


Actually, I ain't even gon' hate. Besides the bootleg dye job, her hair ain't lookin half bad for a much needed change. She got that Michael Jackson layered look going on. HEHE! WHOOO!
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THIS is the dude who had Amy gettin' "Urban" at the Grammys. Here's her "Blake who's in-caw-suh-ray-did." If this ain't a fiiiiiine piece of cemetary meat...I don't know what is!
Wipe him down with headstone and a lawnmower!
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Oh! And a Kleenex. Cuz with that Rudolph the red nose, he MUST have a cold...riiiiigghhhttt?!?!!!


In bitches I'd like to fuck...SOOOOONNN as they hit 18 (No. R. Kelly!!) news:
Peep the successor to Oprah's throne (cuz I ain't leavin my BILLION DOLLA BABYGIRL ALONE no time soon!)
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This lil young rich bitch could get it in front of my pastor!!! I'd lay her lil young WEALTHY ass on a bed of "OUR" thousand dolla bills and go to WORK! She'd get the BEEEEESSSSSTTTT of BOTH WORLDS, alright!!!

2 comments:

msfre said...

why was i just telling the girls about kool-aid dye jobs.... they couldn't believe me! LMAO you was, what 3 during that era? lol

msfre said...

names ending in sha, -la, -ka, -ette, -ta, -ique, etc you wrong for that. LMAO they can't help it they mama's wus ghetto