Brandy called...

...and she is FIYAH hot about her Sensationnel #23 Synthetic-SASSAY! Waffle Iron Wave wig missing! She said, "This hea' mah micro-silky Barbie hair chinstrap wig!" While jumping in her Range and revving up the engine, she also added, "I'm a KILLA! So don't push me!"


Somebody help me cuz I'm confused like Queen Latifah at a buffet of chicken wangs and pussy: I don't know what to eat first...or something like that. ;^p

Is Janet on a promo tour to promote her new album (that I'm NOT checkin' for at all cuz my love for Janet ain't been heavy like a first-day period since the All For You album) or a new line of Miss Peachez n 'Nem Niggz Adult Barbie Hair Wigs?

Ummm...what's going on under that "tent?" A Super Sweet Sixteen?!?!!

WTF?!!?!?
This CANNOT be the same woman I used to sing to, towel on my hair for that "long-hair" effect while sitting on my seashelled daybed in my yellow Bart Simpson "Don't Have a Cow, Man" t-shirt, blasting my My First Sony pretending I knew what she meant by Love Will Never Doooooooo/Love Will Never Do Without Yooooouuu!! They said it wouldn't last!/LAAAAASSSSSTT!!!!
THAT woman used to have a MYSTIFIYINGLY proper weave game going then! I KNEW it wasn't her real hair, but at the same time, I wasn't peeling my cornea off trying NOT to look at it like I am now.

Why did those days EV-VER have to go?