Is bad skin this season's answer to the winter's chunky neck scarves craze?
As I let MTV Jams
make me weep for the future of our youth keep me company this weekend, it's come to my attention that unadulterated scarfaces are the new 'hood hype and the latest chapter in the "Keepin' It Real" movement.
Cheatin' Azz Baby Daddyboo bear Rocko spit about his huge'normous horse head and bite-sized bodyNOT ProActiv'ating his game just like it's no Tu-Maw-Ruh.
- We're well aware that Shawty Lo Dunn Dunn it all...BUT tend to his skin and persevere in preserving his
ET finger**air quotes** sexy.
But I don't have time to worry about they shit. Naw! Cuz I'm over here CHEESIN' like cheddar as this is EGG-SELL-LINT news for a biatch like me!
**bustin' an '80s celebratory Prep**
So...talk amongst yourselves while I sit back, relax, and let the black heads bad-act!
Sheeeiiit! MuthaFUCK a Clean & Clear! A biatch got dollaz to clock so bottles can pop!
**wipes self dowwwwnnnn with Crisco while logging into AdBrite account**