Welcome back to the real world, folks!!!
Shit SUCKS monkey balls, right?!!!
How was your 3-day weekend?!
If your holiday weekend was anything like mine, your ass is raw from wiping dead animal carcusses from it, your liver's still crying, your eyes are still bloodshot, and you're walking like you just got off a horse. A very fat horse. Oh...and your jaws hurt and you could use a new tip for your tongue.
...Or is that just me?!
With all that fun and shenanigans, I did have something quite unfortunate happen to me, as well.
After many years of late night visits and sneaking around to see each other, I've officially broken it off with ThugBait. (<<--Not Safe For Nothing But The Privacy of Your Own Masturbation Station)
I know. I know. We've been in it to win it for years. I mean, no one kept me company like its screen shots of thugalicious niggas giving each other the BEESWAX in cheap motel rooms. Of "punks" suckin' the brown off of many a blindfolded ninjas dick while a dude thinks it's some hood rat gettin' him off. Ooh! And I loved the addition of the fantasies. I liked to read short stories about what niggas would do to the featured thugs. Those accounts right there, ninja!! Those accounts RIGHT THEEEEEERRRREE!!! Let me stop before I get all nostalgic and get to callin' when I know I've moved on.
So ladies and gents, meet my new late night (and afternoon...and early morning...and any time I fuckin' feel like it!) hype, RedTube.
Mean Muggin' EVERY single effin' one of you out in SavvyFattyLand:
IFFIN' I FIND OUT ANY ONE OF Y'ALL KNEW ABOUT THIS SITE AND DIDN'T TELL YA GIRL...IT'S GOIN' DOWN LIKE THE PROM QUEEN'S GOWN!!!! HOW COULD YOU KEEP FREE, QUALITY PORN AWAY FROM YA HOMAY?!?!?! HOOOOOWWWW?!?!?!? WHHHYYYYY?!?!?!?! [/Nancy Kerrigan]
I don't even have time to go into the many ways I EL OH VEE E this site, but I will tell you, the gay channel gets MUCH play on my Dell Dimension. This shit right here, ninj! (<<<--Again. NOt safe for existence...unless you're alone with your pants at your ankles, in which case: GO TO WORK!!!)
All I gotta say is: My computer chair will never be the same. My shit's like a fish tank right about now. Oooohhhhweee!
Oh, and don't think I ain't been on these channels. Ninja, please! They get much play on the Dell, as well. Not as much play as the Gays do, (HAIL NAW! Not NEARLY as much as the gays! [1:36 mark!!!!]) but play nonetheless.
So, in closing, if you ever come to SavvyFatty and I ain't updated in a good eleventeen days or you hit the cell and all you get is vmail, you know where to find me.
I'll be on RedTube at my computer in the nude watchin' bitches fuck/Watchin' a man fuck his dude...MMMKAY?!?!?!
So get GONE so I can get it ON!