Tuesday, July 1, 2008

Tuesday Survey for the Ain't HARDLY Workin'

Shouts to my girl X-Trina for this survey. Treeny: Can you believe it's already 10 years since we shook the Madhouse?!?!?!! You either?!?!! Man! We OLD!! Shouts to Class of 1998!

And to the rest of y'all, quit actin' like you workin'. You know DAYUM WELL you got BlackPlanet, AdultFriendFinder and OnlineBootyCall minimized in ya taskbar.
So...in honor of the fact that you ain't HARDLY doin' shit...here's a SavvyFatty Survey...and you'll like it, dammit!!!!

Anymore Questions?!

01:What's a fact about the last person who texted you?
We're screwing...and I like it.

02: Its 4 in the morning, and your phone rings.....and?
Either somebody's getting ROYALLY cussed out...or ROYALLY fucked the shit out of.

03: What is your favorite thing to eat?
In Public...
In Private...

04: Where was your default picture taken?
At home in the computer corner/photo boof.

05: Do u watch The Hills?
FUUUGGGG NAW!! What kinda LC, Lo, Audrina, Whitney, Heidi, Spencer, Brody, Justin Bobby storyline following punk do you think I am?!

06: What do you hear right now?
The news and my fan keeping a fat biatch luke nuclear.

07: What do you think your number 1 is doing right now?
She ain't doin' nuthin' but somewhere praising the Lawd.

08: What’s your favorite thing to have on your bed?

09: Who would be the first person to know if you got pregnant?
The abortion clinic...hahahaha! I keed!! I meant Coronado Bridge.

10: What's the last thing you ate?
Too Much. Had a whole googob, PILE of that shit, too.

11: Can you sleep in jeans?
Yeah, Jean's cool. She's nice and warm.

12: What is something you just don’t understand?
How some folks are missing integral parts of their hair, yet still want a high ponytail or a glue-in weave...and to walk when it's windy. **shaking head**

13: Where were you on July 4th, 2007?
At Imperial Beach most of the day, then at Mission Beach the rest of the evening.

14: Who was the last person you were in a car with?
Big Booty Judy

15: Is there someone on your mind that shouldn't be?
No, it's fine he's on my mind. It's gonna take awhile for me to shake Shawday Dick-Wop. But I'mma be aww'ight.

16: Do you care what others think about you?
Bitch. Please! **rolls eyes...then whispers** don't talk about me. :-( I'm sen-suh-tee-yiv.

17: Do you think you'll be married in 10 years?
Married or buried cuz I'd rather be pushin' flowers than to be in my bed and alone for umpteen hours.

18: Did you have a good day?
Everything's better once my homegirl Mary Jane comes through and lets me break her down to the very last compound.

19: What do you look forward to in the next 3 months?
Winning the lotto and being DEBT-FREE!! I'm puttin' it in the ay-yer!!! 'Tis GOING to happen!

20: How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?
Hmmm...that's hard...let's see...**thinking HARD** ZERO!

21: What was the last thing you laughed really hard about?
Him thinking I really like him when I only phone to bone.

22: When was the last time you got flowers?
Let's see...take the 8, carry the one, divide by the hypotenuse of the isosceles triangle, times Pi...that would be about a year ago.

23: Do you plan on moving in the next year?
Hail naw! I'm mad comfy in my honeycomb hideout.

24: Do you like winter?
Winter? What's that? Is that what people who can't afford to live in the Paradise of Southern California deal with in the months between December and April?!

25: Do you regret anything?
I regret everything. I ain't shit.

26: Do you enjoy late night phone conversations?
Naw, I prefer late night mutual masterbation.

27: Do you like to cuddle?
I do! I do! Wanna cuddle with me?!?!?!

28: Honestly, what's on your mind right now?
Sex. Bills. Fuckin'. Money. Bonin'. Money. Screwin'.

29: Honestly, how many people have you really liked in the past year?
Probably about 4. I getz around.

30: Do you think a lot of people think bad things about you?
I think a lot of people can kiss my oversized, cottage cheese, flat as an ironing bored azz.

31: How late did you stay up last night?
Like the letter after X: Why?!

32: Ever met a real life prostitute?
Yes! Even had the ho' in my house!!!

33: Are you going to grow apart from someone close?
Already have. And I miss the bitch. But she's changed for the worse. Liked her better when she was genuine. Now, I'll love her from afar.

34: Has anyone ever seen you in your underwear?
Yep, Ny-zer last week. And Cam every time she crosses my doorstep...**thinking**...or do I be nekkid?!

35: Honestly, how many people have you completely fallen for?
Only 2. And you call them 'Mom and Dad.'

36: Happy most of the time?
I'm happiest when I'm high and written rhymes about nuttin' in ya eye, one time for ya mind.


Rainbowdec18 said...

Wow....I REALLY wasn't prepared for the pic in question #34. Dead.....tell my mama not to let my Aunt Jakki do my hair for the funeral! Ha!

Good to see you back in action. Entertaining as always!

Hollatyogirl said...

SAAVVVVYYYY~doin the Celie and Nettie hand clap from the color purple~where have you been?

If your not here I have nothing else to do but browse crunk and disorderly,ybf,concrete loop and other stuff~cough...midget porn...cough~ while listening to old Maxwell songs, cyber stalking my ex, and trying not to get caught by my boss?

Savv'alier said...

Hey RainB and Holla!!!!
Glad to know folks care if I'm blog dead or blog alive or not.

Holla...you're hereby banned from SF for the next 5 minutes over that midget porn comment! Don't you know midgets pray and pray for my downfall?!?!? I cain't STAND 'em!!!!! **lookin' around, lookin' around**

But...do tell more about the cyberstalking. I was a cyberstalking BEAST back in the the late 90s. Maybe I can give you some tips.

Hollatyogirl said...

I was just playing about the midgets. They scare the hell outta me too. When I was little there was a midget that danced for money on Venice Beach. He had no arms or legs ( I swear, I couldn't make this s$%t up). Ive been horrified by midgets every since.

N-e ways, I was trying to cyber stalk this dude I used to talk to. I got on facebook just to see what he was doin. Turns out you can't see someone's page unless your their friend (what kind of bulls$%t is that).N-e way, my stalking days ended there.

I think I've just put way too much of my bidness out on the net.

Savv'alier said...

Awww, Holla. You gotta get your CS skills up, mayne!!
I remember I wanted to know who my ex's new bitch was. It was like October 1999. (<--I was young and dumb then)
I sent him an email like I was a Security Administrator with Hotmail. I told him that, in order to ensure his account would work in the New Millenium, that he MUST forward me his username and password. The fool DID IT, too!! I was in that email account for a good month or two!! Found out who the beezy was, too!
I ain't no joke!

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