YO!!!!! My Loyal Savvy FAT'Liens!
Today, on New Music Tuesday, my Hip HOp HIGHNESS of the moment, Kanye Wizzest, releases his 4th studio effort and next GINORMOUS hit CD, 808s & Heartbreak.
Everybody gigged out over his heart-wrenching, emotional roller-vocoding of the lead single, "Love Lockdown" on this year's VMAs. Now's the chance to cop the entire album of brokenhearted hip hop ballads!!! LimeWireBEST BUY, here I come!
But...even better than the new, NEW Kanye ish is the SavvyFatty FreakMixxx of "Love Lockdown"...on the Social Media tizznip!
This goes out to ANY- and EVERYbody who's ever used a social networking site. You chit-chatted with a few folks, doing a lil' bullshitting, maybe a lil' networking and conversing with folks. One convo lead to the other; next thing you know you got an eBFF.
Soon, after hitting your ass up on every Myspace, Facebook, Twitter and the like you got, that eBFF quickly turns to an eStalker.
Then, shit quickly gets outta hand and you don't know which way to turn.
**Shout outs to all the ninjas and beaches I chat with daily via Gmail Chat. Fresh Shouts! to my TWEEPS reppin' over at Twitter. TWITTER PARK PIRU on mine, CUHZ!!!!!
by S A V V Y Fatty!
**making the bass line on my desk**
boohm BOOHM BOOOHHMM!
1st Verse
I start followin' you
Cuz you asked me to
Hardly even knew
But ya Tweets seemed cool
But you Tweet too much
Free time is long
You'z a grown azz bitch and still live at home
So you over post
Over OVER! post
Post too gotdamn much!
Now it's over, love
You done lost control
Twitter Overload
Fail Whale screamed': "NO MO, MO MO MUH-MO'!"
2nd VERSE
Done with followin' you
But I'll remain cool
Better shit to do
Than bullTWIT with you
So I blocked my posts
Tweet 'em on the low
So now ya nosey azz will never know
CHORUS
Don't Tweet or Gmail now
Tweet or Gmail now
Don't Tweet or Gmail now
Tweet or Gmail now
So keep ya nosey azz out
Ya nosey azz out
So keep ya nosey azz out
We're through
3rd VERSE
I stopped followin' you
Way I wanted to
Was gone lose my cool
You done lost ya screws
Gotdamn BooBoo the Fool
So I gotta move
I can't remain sane
And still Tweet with you
So I speak my mind
And I let you know
"Follow me no mo'!"
You got angry though
Wasn't so kind cuz I told you
But shit ain't never got through
We're through
Bid adieu
4th VERSE
I'm like fuck it, dude
Let me not be rude
I unblocked this ho
From my email too
She didn't waste no time
Shoulda been a crime
Tryna Gmail chat
All damn day and night
CHORUS (1x)
5th VERSE
Ain't emailin' you
Way you want me to
Now ya screen name's new
And I never knew
Chopped it up with you
Had mad love for you
But ya cover you blew
Now you really through
Now my blood is boiling
Punches gon' throwin'
Yo eye gon' get swole
Only God knows
If you'll sneak me, too
Nigga I'm the troof
You'll lose
And get bruised
6th VERSE
Me and Twitter's through
Me and Gmail, too
The Net's got to go
Too many fools
I will Tweet no mo'
Email's a wrap fa sho
I'm not followin' you
Or Gmailing you
CHORUS 1X
You lose
You lose
You lose
You lose
Thank you! Thank you VURRY MUCH!!!!
Now...TELL ME I'M WRONG?!!
7 comments:
*snaps*
Omg you got me dying over here. And this is too on point. I've had to stop following fools or block em for being too damn... wack! Too much time on their hands. Wanting to direct message you some BS all the time and what not. Luv it Savv.
OMG This shiggity was hilarious. AND you know I went to Best Buy to cop the album yesterday...Gonna buy another copy tomorrow for my big sis too.
LMMFAO!!!
Damn that was too funny! Now you've got me tryna listen to Kanye's CD on iTunes.
BWAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *standing ovation**handing Savvy a twit-award. You da bomb.
Ain't emailin' you
Way you want me to
Now ya screen name's new
And I never knew
Loves it!
That's Eff'd UP!!! LMMAOROTGDF!!!
That the business! You need a manager after the KW remix is complete, give me a holla NEENJAH!
This Hott
Yes, yes YES. This mix just made my whole lifespace glorious.
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