HEP HEP HOORAAAAY!

Bartender at Celeb Nightspot Had Hepatitis A; Served Same Night as Ashton Kutcher's Birthday
Article courtesy of FoxNews

A bartender at a hot New York City celebrity nightspot had hepatitis A, the Health Department confirmed Thursday — and was working the same night Ashton Kutcher held his star-studded birthday party earlier this month.
The New York City Health Department confirmed it notified patrons of Socialista of the exposure on Feb. 7, Feb. 8 and Feb. 11 and urged them to get a hepatitis A vaccination as a precautionary measure.
Kutcher was joined by dozens of celebrities at Socialista on Feb. 7 to celebrate his birthday, MyFoxNY.com reported. While the Health Department could not confirm exactly who was there, TMZ reported that Madonna, Gwyneth Paltrow, Salma Hayek and Bruce Willis were among the guests.
"We are asking these bar patrons to get this vaccination as a precautionary measure," Sharon Balter, a Health Department official, told MyFoxNY. "If people experience symptoms, they should see a doctor, but for most people bed rest and avoiding alcohol are all that is needed to recover. This incident serves as an important reminder to always wash hands thoroughly and regularly to prevent the spread of disease."

Now, see?! Ain't you thankin' ya lucky stars that you were somewhere livin' ya regular life, sittin alone at the computer in ya studio sippin on White Zin mixed with cheap vodka, talkin' to strangers on Myspace or peepin' profiles at OnlineBootyCall or lookin' at the personals section of your local Craigslist with one hand in ya pants, instead of livin the "Good Liiiife" with the celebrities?

No?!
Me either.
I'd leave the bar witha hearty case of Ebola-laced syphilis if it meant I could enjoy a FREE, open bar.