Friday, April 11, 2008

America's Next Top Trophy

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Why is Kelz, a bona fide superstar, trying to look like what's sittin' atop the award you get at Bronner Bros.?

The only logical answer for this fuck shit is that him and Sisqo are planning to hold a televised Metallic-Off, to see who can out-metallicize who. The winner gets a lifetime supply of leather Skittles-colored pants with matching fingerless gloves.
Other than that...**shifts Life switch to 'OFF'**


kayellejaye said...

Ooooh chile! He's got some serious 'splainin' to do.

mzvirgo said...

He looks like he came off "The Wiz" or something. Either that or he talked to Dennis Rodman and he shipped him some gold dye.