Thursday, May 29, 2008

Showtime, Synergy!

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Well, wipe my ass with a Jigglypuff! Ain't Mimi-kins just a cute, sweet bundle of tacky cheesiness ultra-fashionable "youth?" I can't fucking stand love her retro coolness as she gets her Jem & The Holograms on at at the Tokyo Dome while on the Japanese leg of her E=I Don't Hardly Care promo tour.

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Celebrity Advice for the Day: Meemz, since it seems like your munk has a tapeworm that just can't be satiated, why not feed that savage beast AND save a BUNCH of Monistat money on wardrobe and stylists by having a fabric camel toe surgically attached to your peesh?

5 comments:

CanadianMaple said...

Seriously, Is Mariah fucking semi retarded. Okay perhaps not semi that bitch is full blown. She reminds me of them old ass bitches at the club trying to relive their youth. She probably thinks that swallowing Nick Cannon's swimmers will act as some anti aging serum!!!

S A V V Y Fatty!...uhhh...DUH! said...
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S A V V Y Fatty!...uhhh...DUH! said...

You might be right, Can-Mape. Cuz judgin' from that SWV New Beginning era ponytail and swoop, she's 1997-kickin' it.

Max said...

She's just happy not to look like a stuffed sausage in her skankwear any more.

Sane said...

OMG, you brought up Jem and the Holograms - see, THIS is why you my dawg, Sav'. Always takin' me back to when we were kids. I was gon' equate Mariah with the Beverly Hills Teens cartoon but that's another day and another outfit.