If you could be a fly on the wall in my shower,
while I'm getting dressed to go to a job that ain't worth its weight in paper clips or the pounds and mounds of stolen Post-It Notes I misappropriate monthly, you'd see I ain't only in there lathering up. I'm also in there shaking my shimmay! I got a lil' special dance I do to this shit, too. (If you see me out in the skreets DON'T ask me to do it as it is the COMPLETE opposite of safe for public. However, it is safe for your parents room after we've knocked back a whole box of wine and a bag of pork rinds dipped in Ranch dressing.) This shit gets MUCH play on the Dell Dimension. This shit KNOCKS!
I know this video is new and all. But I just want to know how the illustrious committee in charge of the Barely Even Tried Awards nominations (you know: the same committee who deemed it appropriate to nominate Kid Sister for "Best Female Hip Hop Artist" even though hardly anybody knows who that is!) missed out on nominating this video.
"What category?" you ask?!?! **rolls eyes then hands your Helen Keller ass a pair of telescopes cuz you blind and need some glasses to see**
OOOHHHWEEEEE!!! I love this video! And no, not because Lloyd looks like an Al-Qaeda/Michael Jackson-mix version of our Lord and Savior. No.
It's cuz this video is chock full of pussy prints. And like hot wings, fish tacos, Chipotle, and Sunday morning head: I LOVE IT!
Yes, the feminist inside thinks it's disrespectful that the women are free to put their bodies and 'ginas on display for the world while their eyes are covered. I do think that's rude. However, I can fully understand the artistic reasoning behind it. That reasoning states: Don't get distracted by knowing or giving a fuck who this bitch is. Just watch her hips rock back and forth, south and north, and get so hypnotized by the way her body's rollin' round and round.
Makes POI'FICK sense to me!
Peep the 1:44 minute mark for THE BEST camel toe ever!! And if you can't see it good on the 'Tube, then please sitcho $5 azz down and watch it on BET or MTV Jams. It's worth it! Just be sure to have your Kentucky Jellay and lap-rubbing hand on deck. You'll thank me later. ;-)