**WARNING: There's no rhyme nor reason for this post. Now that you know that...enjoy!
Tastes good in all kindsa shit, including birthday cake... but it'll kill ya. "M. Hog" sold his extra-onyx orifices to that ninja, The'Dev'il. But now that ninj is clockin' mo' dollaz than William H. got "Hollas!"
That's all.
That's all.
**Sidenote on the Video:
- WHAT kinda sick mind thinks of this type'a shit?
- Is the stage a fucking 3-ring BINDER, yo?!
- WHY does the 'Pain figure look like Isaac Hayes's (Respect.) "Chef" character from South Park in Colonel Sanders 'fit, homey?
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Speaking of musical artists: Soulja Boi is Musical Top Ramen.
When you're reeaalllll hungry, securely sitting at "Will Eat The Asshole Out Of An Al Reynolds"-level, (<<<--he's the one w/o the nutsack) you can get a lot of it for cheap, but you really shouldn't be digesting it because it's A MILLI percent bad for yoooouuuuuu!!!!********************************************
Funniest thing I heard all week, courtesy of one of my Twitter/BlogTalkRadio homies:
"Hammer Panties"
**picture me Pearl-Gate'in'**Was that you, Odara?!
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"It's So Cooolllld In The PC"
By faaaarrr, I think THIS is the most HIGH-lair-e-yus "It's So Cold" remix out there!
Be sure to strap your Pull-Up on prior to pressing play. (<<<---alliteration, much?)
Hear the PC get his frustrations out about the hood rat stuff popping off between RAM and ROM.
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"Somebodies," (BET)
While flipping through the channels last night I caught a quick couple minutes of this kitchen ass version of a Church's Chicken 2-piece with a crispy honey biscuit of a show.
And, in those mere 120 seconds, I could already tell that this show's craft service table had halfed-hot links chillaxin' in the middle of a veggie plate. Complete! with jellay jars full of buttermilk and Ranch dressing.
Don't know why, but I pictured some kind of Debbie Allen/Sounds of Blackness collabo music coming on and playing reeaaall musical-inspirational, church retreat-type ish, too.
I guess the students at the local college were the only one's who'd take money orders and chicken dinners as payment, no?!
To the COMMENTS!
3 comments:
HAHAHAHAHHA!!!! you are KRAZAY!!!!!!!!!
damn i didn't realize this ninja was so oiled up in that vid....I bet if he got in the water his speedo would've started making "panty cakes" Dizzzzam!!!
Zebra print drawls...(smh)
& chile I don't get why people still allow their kids to wear crocs??? the news is always showing some kid who got tore up on the escalator wearing those things.
I know, right?
After we've been up and down them for YEEEAARRRS, who knew escalators had an appetite to Crocs and toddler toes?
I watched Somebodies for a min, and it's cool. I'm trying to give it a chance. Way better than Tyler Perry's show. I can't even stand to let that show watch me.
And unfortunately, there are high heeled Crocs. They sell them at the Croc store. Never been inside though.
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