Cuz It's Saturday's Little Brother

**WARNING: There's no rhyme nor reason for this post. Now that you know that...enjoy!

T-Pain is Musical Hogmaws.

Tastes good in all kindsa shit, including birthday cake... but it'll kill ya. "M. Hog" sold his extra-onyx orifices to that ninja, The'Dev'il. But now that ninj is clockin' mo' dollaz than William H. got "Hollas!"
That's all.

**Sidenote on the Video:

• WHAT kinda sick mind thinks of this type'a shit?
  
• Is the stage a fucking 3-ring BINDER, yo?!
• WHY does the 'Pain figure look like Isaac Hayes's (Respect.) "Chef" character from South Park in Colonel Sanders 'fit, homey?

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Speaking of musical artists: Soulja Boi is Musical Top Ramen.

When you're reeaalllll hungry, securely sitting at "Will Eat The Asshole Out Of An Al Reynolds"-level, (<<<--he's the one w/o the nutsack) you can get a lot of it for cheap, but you really shouldn't be digesting it because it's A MILLI percent bad for yoooouuuuuu!!!!












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Funniest thing I heard all week, courtesy of one of my Twitter/BlogTalkRadio homies:

"Hammer Panties"
**picture me Pearl-Gate'in'**
Was that you, Odara?!














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"It's So Cooolllld In The PC"
By faaaarrr, I think THIS is the most HIGH-lair-e-yus "It's So Cold" remix out there!
Be sure to strap your Pull-Up on prior to pressing play. (<<<---alliteration, much?)
Hear the PC get his frustrations out about the hood rat stuff popping off between RAM and ROM.


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Imagine a high-heeled Croc.
Tayo, did you spit that one?

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"Somebodies," (BET)
While flipping through the channels last night I caught a quick couple minutes of this kitchen ass version of a Church's Chicken 2-piece with a crispy honey biscuit of a show.
And, in those mere 120 seconds, I could already tell that this show's craft service table had halfed-hot links chillaxin' in the middle of a veggie plate. Complete! with jellay jars full of buttermilk and Ranch dressing.
Don't know why, but I pictured some kind of Debbie Allen/Sounds of Blackness collabo music coming on and playing reeaaall musical-inspirational, church retreat-type ish, too.
I guess the students at the local college were the only one's who'd take money orders and chicken dinners as payment, no?!


What do any of Y'ALL think about any of THIS?!
To the COMMENTS!

Ditto, Preggo, Midge-O, & Nipp-O

My sister in bigness, The Gossip's frontwoman Beth Ditto, rocked the Columbia Club in Berlin last night looking fierce in her yellow animal print pancho and cowboy boots.
If you don't know, now you'll know: I LUBZ me some Beth!!!
Every single gotdayumed layer of her! She ain’t afraid to be herself or show the WORLD her multi-pak of bellays. I ain’t EVEN mad at that! Get me drunk enough and you might get a glimpse of my wifebeater stretcher, too. Do ya thang, B. Ditty!

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From the unfortunate looks of it, singer Ashlee Simpson's nose knifing is in extreme danger as her Pete Wentz-induced pregnancy causes her nose to morph back to its original alien form.

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Janet and JD were spotted leaving Garanimals’ Christian Lacroix’s 09 Spring Summer Haute Couture show during Paris Fashion Week.
Without fail, each and every time I see a pic of this couple, I get an image of what it must be like to let a roll-on beat up my cervix…cuz really, that IS what DamitoJo is doing by fucking with this bite-sized bizkit, no?

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Way to beat emphysema, Amers! **shoots the thumbs up**
Nevermind homechick copping a feel of a crackhead's teet. America's Next Top Drug Casualty, Amy Winehouse, was seen on the scene giving a double middle finger to that lil' ol' chronic obstructive pulmonary disease she's fighting.
Way to go, Amy!!!! Show emphysema that it's not the boss of you!!!

Since I Been GONE...YEAH! YEAH!

**This post is dedicated to my squad of cute big biatches, especially Miss J-Nic from the Myspace page, wonderin' if a SavvyFatty was breavin' or not. Yo' Luhhhv...It means the world to me! [/Musiq] *****Now..."OWN" with the fuckery!!!!

This past Saturday, American Idol’s pillow-top mattress-shaped stepchild, Ruben Studdard, wifed up fiancée Surata Zuri McCants.

The bride, best known for her .00123 seconds of shame fame in Nelly’s "Tip Drill" video** (3:20 mark; extreme right in white bikini top) couple asked that in lieu of throwing rice, the crowd would "make it rain" with singles instead. In exchange, the bride stripped down to her g-string, garter, and stiletto clear heels to drop and give the guests 50.
**Warning: Video not safe for work OR people with no arms because you’re most DEF going to want to be rubbing some nether regions with a blunt and bowl of Honey Nut Cheerios nearby…or was that just me?!
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Uhhhh…what dee HAIL do you think Britney circa 2019 Heather Locklear was doing when this pic was snapped?!
Please vote below:
C) Just finished saying “Peace Up;” in the midst of shouting, “A-Town Down!!”
OR
B) Chunking the deuces at the Po-Po after they tried to pop her for snatching Denise Richards's wig back.
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**screaming while tearing at afro puff**
JESUS, WHY?!?!?!
**on knees sobbing**

Why?!?!?
First, I was first to live with the news that Mini-Me aka Verne Troyer, has a sex tape with a real-live, regular-sized woman. **spits vomit to the ground**
Now, while reading The Superficial I have to be inundated with midget nipple slippery?!?!? Moonlight Bunny Ranch alum, Bridget the Midget, let her lil' nipple out of her wee whore wear this past Friday in Hollywood.
Why, Lawd?!?!? What have I done?!?!?! **taking negative 36.3 million seconds to ponder**
I know that that was that woman’s husband, Lawd. I did (and do) know that. But…he got an 8!
But this?!!!! My EXTREME baaaadddd!!!!

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**handing my tongue the phone while relaying a message**
SUH BAWTH THEE CAW LITH FO’ YOO…
Kim KardASShian celebrated lil' sis Chyna Khloe Kardasshian’s 24th birthday over the weekend by making my clit beat up my KY Warming Liquid- slathered pointer finger.
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Alicia Keys attended the 2008 Michael Strahan/Dreier LLP Charity Golf Tournament pre-party in the NYC this past weekend. The slight showing of a sexy, supple rounded hip is what made me post this pic as it reminds me (and my nipple erection) of when she looks like this...

NFL alum Eddie George was also in the house; lips sponsored by MAC's new lip glass tint, Rainbow Raisin.

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Destiny's StepChile' Letoya Luckett was also out this weekend, flossing in her gettin’-extra-hours-due-to her-BOGO-sales-promotion-skills attire, looking like a choco-firework in a bold patterned, off-the-shoulder number.
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High Thought of the Night:
Who do you think is the villainous vixen trying to own and control Ne-Yo in his latest video, “Closer?”

Savvy’s Guess: None other than Miss Black Embarassment Herself,Miss Peachez (Ya Hea' Me?!)…cuz who else gon’ taste test a whole gatdayumed Thanksgiving-sized spread in negative 46 matrillion seconds to let you know if there’s enough fatback in the “grains” but Miss PokeChopWithNoHandsEatin’ Ne-yo-sha?

Nostrildamus and Friends

Singer and Dancing With The People You Really Don't Recognize but SOMEBODY Says They're Stars reject Mario was on hand at Maxim's 2008 Hot 100 Party giving us a sneak peek into his thoughts via his ginormous nostrils. I just thank the Sweet Lawd above that that chil' ain't developed a habit for the White Girl, Christina Aguilera. Cuz that would be an IG-SPAIN-SIV azz habit. **wonderin' if there's a such thing as an 88-ball**



Hollywood Space Cadet Party Girl (cuz really...does she DO anything ELSE?!) Bai Ling was also in the building confused as to whether she was about to take a swim or slang a pocket full of stooooooonnnnnes. Judging from this get-up, what illegal substance do you think she fried her rice in before stepping up in the place?



Chrissy Mil was also on the premises showing us how she's NOT spending her economic stimulus $$$ on such petty things as a hairdresser, a Pro-Styl'd up toothbrush, or earrings costing more than 99 cents. I ain't even gon' hate! Do you, girl! I know it's HAWD out hea' for a _______ (<--what does she do again?!)

P-poppin', Hood-rattin' & Ass-Whoopin'

Which "royal" pop singer put her head down and pussy-popped on a handstand for the Today show audience this morning?

If you guessed Miss PeePee Pants herself, Fergie, give yourself a gold star AND a bag of Ultra-Absorbent Depends.





UK songstress Estelle forgot that she was in public as she attended the opening ceremony for the 23rd Annual AIDS Walk in NY lookin’ like your cousin Poobie’s second babymama going to the “nell” shop on Saturday morning.




Famed YouTube asswhoopa, Kimbo Slice, had his midnight alleyway rape swag on PIZZOINT at CBS’s Elite XC Saturday Night Fights.

Savvy Fasties

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Peep who got the evening off from Dress Barn long enough to make a public appearance! Former AI'er Melinda Doolittle in her octagenarian pastor's wife's First Sunday best attends the 2nd Annual Millennium Promise and Malaria No More Benefit in New York City.



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When viewing this still from the movie Speed Racer, you're probably about to blow a gasket, thinking, "WOW! COOL!"
As for me...well, I'm sittin' over here thinkin' more like...


**leaving T-Pain a voicemail**
You better hope the devil don't still have the receipt for your soul. Cuz iffin' he does and decides to return it...here's what your future holds...

Granny Hoes Best

Granny always said, "A clean pussy is like cooked chitlins. It looks nastay, feels sloppay, smells funnay...but ninjas STILL eat it."

**Shouts to my girl 'Minah for sending me this ish. Real talk, Meen! REAL TALK!

Savvy Fasties

**Handing over complimentary Club Chub membership card and saluting my sister with the sisterly Double Chin Spin**

Celeb wife Justine Simmons arrived on the red carpet for the celebration of officially handing over her Slightly Overweight membership pendant to join my illustrious squad of buffet-loving bitches, Club Chub Healing Bridges event hosted by shock-jock Howard Stern’s own personal sambo, Robin Quivers. Guess money CAN’T buy you a functioning appetite suppressant.

IT'S TRICKY!/TO BE SO ROUND/TO BE SO ROUND/TO BE SO ROUND/IT’S TRICKAY!

Cashing in her pussy chips
Rumor has it that songbird Alicia Keys is due to marry her music producer boo, Kerry “Krucial” Brothers, this upcoming Independence Day. And as much as we’d love to take that to the bank, **handing it back** we just cain’t. ‘Leesh? Cashing in her pussy chips? YEAH RIGHT!!! SORRY! We don’t believe you! You need more people! How could she possibly forsake a closet full of New Eras , rainbow bandannas and these?

Is Wayne Brady gon’ have to do his own full set?
It’s official like a ref with a whistle: Black America’s Whitemare Oily Black Sailor Coon is divorced.
Comedian Wayne Brady’s marriage to his wife of 9 years, Mandie, is over. The couple shared one daughter…and a disdain for dating and marrying within their own race.

When trying to reach Mandie for comment, she only offered: YOU WOAWN MANNY-COOR in PED-DEE-COOR?!