OBC: Ninja PLEASE!

Would this hot piece of cocoa get you curious?

If so, hit him up on OBC. DLICKTAIL's his name and from the looks of it licking babboon tails and 1970's porn'staches is his game.
**coats shirt with bile**

INSIDE JOB

They're sticking to THEIR story...are you?

NEVER FORGET.


Thoughts?

Cinnamon Toast Ush

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Is it just me and my fabits (that's fat girl habits) or is looking at Usher's face causing you to fiend for a Saturday-morning-while-watching-Pee-Wee's-Playhouse bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
Somebody left this cover in the Photoshop Tanning Booth for 1,862 seconds too long. Even Lil Fif's (cuz typing 'Usher Raymond V' was plain ol' NOT an option) lips are steppin' to the black side.

What in the Djimon Honsou hail?!

Oh yeah, and if you ain't noticed, Ursh is giving the world a chance to peep the results of him and Tameka's science experiment for the August cover of Essence. Lil' Fif is a very cute little one; I won't front. Just hope they had him back on the set of Idlewild before Bryan Barber yelled, "ACKSHUN!" and the Costume Department noticed some shit missin'.

Oh! And I hope Ursh ain't make no munnay from these flicks being out for the public to see. Cuz iffin' I remember, he scoffed at the idea of using his child to make money. Guess since Here I Stand ain't movin' the units he's used to, minds change when ya dimes change, no?

Since I Been GONE...YEAH! YEAH!

**This post is dedicated to my squad of cute big biatches, especially Miss J-Nic from the Myspace page, wonderin' if a SavvyFatty was breavin' or not. Yo' Luhhhv...It means the world to me! [/Musiq] *****Now..."OWN" with the fuckery!!!!

This past Saturday, American Idol’s pillow-top mattress-shaped stepchild, Ruben Studdard, wifed up fiancée Surata Zuri McCants.

The bride, best known for her .00123 seconds of shame fame in Nelly’s "Tip Drill" video** (3:20 mark; extreme right in white bikini top) couple asked that in lieu of throwing rice, the crowd would "make it rain" with singles instead. In exchange, the bride stripped down to her g-string, garter, and stiletto clear heels to drop and give the guests 50.
**Warning: Video not safe for work OR people with no arms because you’re most DEF going to want to be rubbing some nether regions with a blunt and bowl of Honey Nut Cheerios nearby…or was that just me?!
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Uhhhh…what dee HAIL do you think Britney circa 2019 Heather Locklear was doing when this pic was snapped?!
Please vote below:
C) Just finished saying “Peace Up;” in the midst of shouting, “A-Town Down!!”
OR
B) Chunking the deuces at the Po-Po after they tried to pop her for snatching Denise Richards's wig back.
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**screaming while tearing at afro puff**
JESUS, WHY?!?!?!
**on knees sobbing**

Why?!?!?
First, I was first to live with the news that Mini-Me aka Verne Troyer, has a sex tape with a real-live, regular-sized woman. **spits vomit to the ground**
Now, while reading The Superficial I have to be inundated with midget nipple slippery?!?!? Moonlight Bunny Ranch alum, Bridget the Midget, let her lil' nipple out of her wee whore wear this past Friday in Hollywood.
Why, Lawd?!?!? What have I done?!?!?! **taking negative 36.3 million seconds to ponder**
I know that that was that woman’s husband, Lawd. I did (and do) know that. But…he got an 8!
But this?!!!! My EXTREME baaaadddd!!!!

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**handing my tongue the phone while relaying a message**
SUH BAWTH THEE CAW LITH FO’ YOO…
Kim KardASShian celebrated lil' sis Chyna Khloe Kardasshian’s 24th birthday over the weekend by making my clit beat up my KY Warming Liquid- slathered pointer finger.
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Alicia Keys attended the 2008 Michael Strahan/Dreier LLP Charity Golf Tournament pre-party in the NYC this past weekend. The slight showing of a sexy, supple rounded hip is what made me post this pic as it reminds me (and my nipple erection) of when she looks like this...

NFL alum Eddie George was also in the house; lips sponsored by MAC's new lip glass tint, Rainbow Raisin.

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Destiny's StepChile' Letoya Luckett was also out this weekend, flossing in her gettin’-extra-hours-due-to her-BOGO-sales-promotion-skills attire, looking like a choco-firework in a bold patterned, off-the-shoulder number.
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High Thought of the Night:
Who do you think is the villainous vixen trying to own and control Ne-Yo in his latest video, “Closer?”

Savvy’s Guess: None other than Miss Black Embarassment Herself,Miss Peachez (Ya Hea' Me?!)…cuz who else gon’ taste test a whole gatdayumed Thanksgiving-sized spread in negative 46 matrillion seconds to let you know if there’s enough fatback in the “grains” but Miss PokeChopWithNoHandsEatin’ Ne-yo-sha?

Racism BEEN pullin' capers

As an artist, I can fully identify with the necessity of letting your soul bleed into a medium of your choice.
For those that don't know, now you'll know:
It's far more soul- satisfying and freeing to pick up a brush, spray can, hell, even a dayum keyboard to convey personal views and opinions than it is to simply speak these truths. There's just something about marrying your thoughts with a creative outlet that's like food to your soul.
Believe me, like Lupe and that curly-haired homechick: SavvyFatty has saved my life!

However, the below images (sent from my girl Fre and spotted here, as well **shaking head**) reach FAR BEYOND artistic expression and cross that crackhead-thin line into being purposely offensive and downright racist.
It's both appalling and daunting to witness such hatred and disdain for CHANGE. We've had CENTURIES of the same ol', same ol'. And look how far it's gotten us. [/sarcasm]

What's worse is the fact that the artist responsible, Yazmany Arboleda, has a lot of gotdayumed nerve since his ass is an ethnic minority just like Obama. And living in these here United States I'm quite SURE he's experienced unnecessary and unfair treatment at the hand of those who'd probably most appreciate his exhibit.

When asked about his intentions and plans for the exhibit, Arboleda stated: “It’s art. It’s not supposed to be harmful. It’s about character assassination — about how Obama and Hillary have been portrayed by the media,” [Source]

If that's true, then I'm WIT IT.

If not...then I'm on the fast track to creating my own exhibit and website, both tentatively titled: http://theasswhoopificationofyazmanyarboleda.com/
Unlike Arboleda's, mine would be type-simple; consisting only of a room filled with a wall of rough and ready shirtless, Dickies and Chucks-wearin' West Coast muhfuckas, complete with chain-leashed pit bulls with insatiable appetites for racially, ethnically, and culturally divisive bullshit.

So peep the pics below and give me your thoughts on Arboleda's exhibit. Is he spouting racism or shining a spotlight on the media's character assassination of the Democratic ticket's frontrunners:





^^^My personal low of the exhibit. CRYING SHAME.
I think, "Say ANYthing about the adults. Just leave lil', innocent Sasha (L) and Malia (2nd from R) OUT of it, mayne.

Did someone say, 'Savvy?!'

**frantically grabbing purse, keys, box of flavored condoms and the twins before I miss this boat!!!**

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So, my boy over at The Superficial thinks Kimmy K. is rockin' a bunk bed mattress under this dress that's hugging her curves so gotdayum perfectly that my tongue has purchased a Star Map in desperate hopes of locating Chateau KardASShian.

I've reviewed the pics. And I'm kinda on the fence about the whole thing.

But...**performing a cursory finger test** judging from the good gushy gushy emitting from my lapular region, I simply don't give a shit!!!

Maaaaan, if I could look 1/17th as delectable in a white dress, instead of like this, I put that on ya MUTHA I wouldn't be sittin' here fuckin' around with y'all'z asses. Instead, I'd be posted somewhere with Pretty Boy Floyd, firmly parked between his nostrils and chin while wearing nothing but a Nike Livestrong Bracelet and a satiated smile.


**making the phone gesture with my left hand while shooting Reg and Kim the 'eye'**

My panties say, " __________!"

After viewing the pics below, what are your panties thinking?

I'll be glad to share the thoughts of my bloomers panty'lones once they stop trying to hang themselves with the extra skin from my lower belly. **tears**

Dog the Nigger-Hating Bounty Hunter lookin' so sextastic I think I might weave myself a mullet.
photos sourceEnglish Singer/Songwriter Lily Allen showing the WIZZORLD that flat bellies are SOOOOO last year. '08 is the year for CLUB CHUB! Make some NIZZOOIIIIIISE!!!


*Yes, sweet Jesus: Those ARE Crocs! **tucking soul like an iced out chain**

photo sourceThere's ZERO WORDS in all of mankind's dictionaries and thesauruses to describe this shit right here, nigga.

I Wanna Sick Duck In This Club

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Don't know why, but when I peeped the piece about Uh-shuh over at Essence, my imagination went wiiiiiillllld like a child smokin' Black & Milds.
I won't taint your innocent lil' minds with what was going through MYYYYY dome as I read the following quote.
But I will say that the above photo is doing the complete opposite of helping. Tameka's beeyotch got that monkey-from-Outbreak-watchin'-a-Noah's-Arc-marathon swag ON PIZZ-ZIZZ-OINT! So I'll pose a question:
What comes to YOUR mind when reading this quote?
“My first single takes you back to the beginning of my life story--[reintroducing] the guy who wanted to hustle and play in the club but eventually making his journey to lifetime,” he says. “Life will take you through high and low valleys, give you seasons—rain and shine. Ultimately, the end of this story leads to a lifetime [fulfilled]. That’s what this entire project is all about.”

**hastily searching drawers for hot pants, tube socks, and a feather boa**
Anyone else up for a stay at the YMCA?!

Super Mario Ninja

**peepin' the folks in the background**

photo spotted @ Simply Dope
Am I the only one gettin' the sudden urge to power up?

We're ALLL God's Chil'lunz

First thoughts when seeing this pic?! Anyone? ANYone?!

The first thought, besides frantically searching for a pen while shouting, "RUN ME HIS DIGITS ASAP! ASAP!!!" (I mean, DUH! Can we say "Obvious!!!!") was: "When Akon and Young Jeezy find time out of their busy hip hop-ruining schedules to make this lil' one?"

Now...meet me at the crossroads so you won't be lonely.