Showed Up & Showed OUT!

**STIIILLLLLL actively busting my Election Night "Yeah-Muhfucka-Right-Back-On-Dat-Ass! WE WON, NINJA!!!" 32-step**

Deuces to you, too, McAged!

For my loyal SavvyFat'Liens: Remember this?
Did you think ya girl wouldn't hit you off with the SavvyFatty vic-Vic-VIC-VICTORIOUS! FreakMixxx?

Let's G-G-Get It!

Did we vote like THIS?!

Said, "NAAAWW, GOP! You dun' done ENOUGH SHIT!"

No one in my circle said, "Fuck the ballot box!"

So we stood the HAIL UP and we voted BARACK!

BUUUHHHDD-RRRAAHHH!!!!!!!

(Or whatever sound that is that Jigga-Man makes at the end of the end of "A Bill")

I Believe The Children ARE Our Future

...Teach them WELL and let them lead the way.

(Trill shit, pre-crack Whitney! TRILL SHIT!)

For all the voting parents, especially you Barack-A-Fellas and Barack OMamas in the hizzouse, I IMPLORE you to involve your kiddies in the voting process, like my girl, Tamekah, has done with her boys, EJ, 2, (L) and Amari, 4, (R).

Take them to the polls WITH you. Let them observe and explain the process. Show them the importance of excercising their RIGHT at a young age so that it becomes part of their life's routine.

I still remember MamaSavv taking me with her to the polls in '84. I didn't fully understand it then, but with each election and subsequent trip to the polling place, I became familiar with and increasingly interested in the process.

By the time I was 18 and in college, I knew the name of the game and was eager to let my voice be heard.

Give your child(ren) the same "gift."

If YOU ain't "on:" VOTE NOW!

Election Day Eats

Raise your hand if you don't like FREE SHIT?!?!?!

Yeah...Thought so.

You know the politically-savvy Baby D in me knows AAAALLLL about the Election Day food freebies.
How you think I got this pot belly: OVERNIGHT?! I gotta get it how I live!

So, if your inner fat kid wants some free shit as a reward for voicing your vote, see below on ways to turn your 'I Voted' sticker into some serious Election Day swag!

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For all you coffee zombies (or those of you needing a booboo boost after a long night of imbibing all types of ill shit **points to my weekend and sometimes weekday-if-I-had-a-long-day-at-work self**) Starbucks is offering a FREE tall cup of their brewed coffee.
Key Words: BREWED coffee.
So don't go in there embarrassing yourself and ya mama acting all douche'y if you can't get a venti decaf triple soy latte frappuccino with a chicken noodle soup and a soda on the side.
Be grateful that the company who's charged us a 50 magillion percent markup for the past decade+ on effin' COFFEE is giving us something other than that late morning "No dee HAIL I DIDN'T just spend fo' dollars on some gotdayum ground up beans and I'm STIIILLLL tired as FUCK!" crash.



Need a coffee companion?
Then hit up my favorite pound-purveyor, Krispy Kreme, to receive a FREE sprinkle-spangled, star-shaped donizzity for exercising your right to VIZZOTE!



I scream! You scream! We all scream for FREE ICE CREAM!
Hit up Ben & Jerry's for a free scoop (1, you greedy arses!) between 5 and 8pm today!


KNOW ANY OTHER ELECTION DAY FREEBIES?
Hit the comments off, ninjas! Share the wealth! [/Barack Obama]

Keep Savvy Outta Jail (Reason #1 to VOTE!)

So, this past Friday night/early Saturday morning, some muthafucka, silly sucka azz clucka, jackazz, living abortion decided to fuck with my daughter, Honey D. Honda.
Somebody busted the driver side rearview mirror off the side of my shit for no reason...other than THIS:Needless to say: I was pissed and MORE THAN ready to send some folks to see Akon and Young Jeezus at the Crossroads.

It's a CRYING DAYUM SHAME that I can't feel comfortable to express my support for the candidate of MY FUCKIN' CHOICE without some shitty asshole coming through and fucking with my baby.
At first, I didn't want to think it was because of my poster. But after someone let the air out of my tire just a couple days after I displayed the poster, I knew it could be none other than me ride and drivin' with my boys B. Rack and Joey B. No one has ever fucked with my car, but now that I'm gettin' all political on punk azzes, somebody makes my shit a victim.

I prayed to the LAWD that I NEVER find out who fucked with my shit. Cuz I AIN'T NEVA skurd of the pen. ('Specially if I could get Oprah, Miley, and Kim KardASShian in my cell. You wouldn't have to call my Savv no more. Instead, I'd be the Pussy Monster. And they'd betta feed me PUSSAY!)

Shouts to my TWITches: ODARA112, SelfEsteemQueen, and latinasiangyrl for offering up some kind azz words right after the shit happened. Much luhvin', ladies! You just may have kept ya from baggin' a 5150 charge! TRILL TALK!
So...instead of ridin' with Obama/Biden on the dash like I was for the past couple weeks, I'll rock my Obama pin with a VENGEANCE! Might even put it on my nipple cuz that's where I see a few of them nasty azz niccas (and biatches, too!!! YUP!) focusing their peepers.
So, I won't even worry about it cuz ain't NOBODY Looney Toons enough to fuck with the kid. I'm a Big Body Benz and most of these cowards are Hyundai Accents; NOT ON MY LEVEL, HOE!

SOOOOOOO...If you ain't registered yet...WHAT THE HAIL ARE YOU WAITIN' FOR?!

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Now let me get back to huh/She call me Dracula/Cuz I VACUUM huh!

Reason #A BILLI Why We Need to VOTE!

I know I'm later than Bristol Palin's period FRESH off of birthing baby Trig. (<--Yeah, I said it!)
But, this weekend I took time to re-watch Sarah Palin's interview with CBS's Katie Couric .
As I was the first time I peeped the interview, I'm actively remaining emm'effin' SPEECHLESS as to why anyone with half of a left side of their brain would want to vote for this fuckin' mutha!

Especially, at the 3:38 mark, when Couric asks Palin if she'd "support a moratorium on foreclosures in order to help average Americans keep their homes." Peep Dumbo's answer and tell me she's voteworthy.

However, the proverbial "cake" was taken at the 4-minute mark when Palin responds to Couric's question about the pros and cons of supporting this moratorium.
Palin replies: "Some decisions that have been made poorly should not be rewarded, of course,"
"By consumers?" Couric interjects.
Palin concurs and throws in a "and predator lenders" for good measure.
Boo.
Operation: CleanUpTheBullShitYouJustSpewedCuzThat'sTRILLYWhatYourBeliefsAre FAILED!

Cuz...WHY ARE THESE BANKS BEING BAILED OUT, then?!?!?! Some of these institutions were the "PREDATOR LENDERS" you're speaking of, hoe! If they're being bailed out for BAD BUSINESS and poor decision-making, why can't average Americans be bailed out for the same reason?

Palin goes on and tries to sweep up her verbal mess. However, again, Operation: CUTBYJSCTTWYBA FAILED. You said what you meant and you meant what you said, trick.

So...I said all that to say this:
GET OUT AND VOTE PEOPLE!!!!
We cannot let a "regime" like this rule our land. Where it's ok to fuck up if you're a multi-million dollar company who should KNOW better. But it's not okay to be an average American wanting a piece of the pie that society sells us dreams of so bad that you neglect to read the fine print and end up screwed in the end.

If you STILL ain't registered, COME ON, NOW!!!!!
GET LIKE ME!!! Register to

When It's Reppin' Time

There is exactly 1 month and 1 DAY until the Presidential Election. Are YOU registered? If you ain't ON, GET DOWN!

Last night, at the Debate party, I got my first bits of Obama paraphernalia, costing me a grand total of $FREE.99!!!

I copped an Obama sticker, an Obama 'Peace' button, and an Obama/Biden campaign poster that I QUICKLY placed on the dash of my baby girl, Honey D. Honda, so muhfuckas KNOW who I'm ridin' for!

Got any Obama/Biden ish you wanna rep?
Email your pics to savvyfatty@gmail.com and I'll post you PROUDLY puttin' ON for Obama! "OWN OWN" for Obama!

Maverick Madness!

This by far was my most "FAVORITE'TESS" moment from last night's Vice Presidential Debate between our man, Joe Biden and their biatch, Sarah "187 On A Muthafuckin' Moose" Palin.
'Twas NOTHING but crazy cheers and uproarious applause at the bar where I caught the debates (and a semi-hangover. D'OH!) when J. Biddy got in that Alaskan ARSE about that overused, overworked, TIRED azz "Maverick" shit. The only thing Centrum Silver's been "Maverick" about is hyping the word "Maverick" to the point where I'm a "Maverick" about ridding the GOP's throats of the ability to speak "Maverick" again. That's it.

Shouts to the crowd at Gaslamp hot spot, Stingaree, for keeping hope alive with its uber-diverse crowd last night.
'Twas nothing short of GLORIOUS to see representations of all cultures and folks from every walk of life coming together to support the Obama/Biden ticket.
At our couch alone was a 40-something year old White woman, a Black woman in her 50s and a Mexican woman in her early 30's, plus me and my crew of crazy biatches.
A Change HAS come!
And this historic Presidential race is ushering in the unity that America has been in DESPERATE need of since FOREVER.
And for that, like Michelle Obama said earlier: I am proud of my country! BIG UPs to all my USA'ers!! [/Shawty Lo]

What did YOU think about the debate?

How muthafuckin' AWESOME was Joe Biden in holding it down for the Obama campaign?

With the slew of note cards and question-dodging, how well/bad do you think Sarah Palin did?

Do you think Biden answered Palin back well when she was spittin' that straight BULLSHIT?!

Did you notice how she straight GANKED Obama's "Change" mantra and used it like she thought of it?

What was your overall favorite moment?

No One In November

"S.L.U. (Swagger Like Us)"
T.I. feat. Kanye, Jay-z, Lil' Wayne, Ronnie, Bobby, Ricky, Mike, Chris, Mark, Red, Dave and Ro **exasperated sigh**
Shit'z Hot in the streets right now, riiiigghhtt?!?!

But you know ya girl, MC S A V SKI, got suh'in HOTTER!
And since the OG version of "S.L.U." is getting played like craps in the ghetto, peep the SavvyFatty FreakMixxx of Jigga-Man's verse. (1:27-2:10 mark)
I'm on some REGISTER TO VOTE/BARACK THE VOTE!!!/NA-NA-NA-NA-HEY-HEY-HEY-PEACE, BEEYATCHES!-type shizzle.

Follow me nah!


Can we vote like this?

Can't elect GOP cuz my knots ain't thick

No one on my corner got a pock' full of crisps


Barack: Bring the HOPE and the CHANGE on QUICK!


You can pay your respects just by clickin' on REG


CLICKIN' CLICKIN' on REG!

CLICKIN' CLICKIN' on REG!

Honor our dead for the roads where they bled


Where they faced a gun barrel just for tryna move 'head


Gotta make you want it THIS bad


Lead a horse to water; cain't pour him a glass


'Vote Obama!' tees are a fad


Rather see 'I VOTED' stickers like we see fitted caps

It's OHHHHHHVER! Quit makin' organ donors of US soldiers


OHHHHHVER! May you never have any doubt of the POWER of a VOTER!(Let's make THIS happen on Tuesday, November 4th!)


And since no other party have "schwagga" like us: REGISTER NOW!

Don't Just Stand There: LET'S GET TO IT!

BARACK THE VOTE!
There's nothing to it!
VOTE!

It's time to get proactive, folks.

With the politically strategic and downright DIRTY introduction of Sarah Palin onto the GOP's ticket, this election season has gotten too close for comfort TOO QUICK.

As regular working-class people, those of us with loved ones in the military, parents with children in public schools, the impoverished relying on government programs, anyone paying taxes, women who want to keep their right to choose:
We cannot afford to lose another election!
Especially to a fossil with one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel which would leave an inexperienced, uber-conservative Palin to act as the figurehead for what will more than likely become Bush's third term.
We're fighting a losing war. Our economy has gone to hell. Gas prices have gone through the roof. And what's their solution?
NO...really: What's their solution?

No, I'm not saying Obama holds the magic wand that will make everything all better the day after he's inaugurated.
But it IS time to send a message, LOUD and CLEAR, to the incumbent's party. Let's mobilize, unite, and show the Republicans that we've seen what they can do with our country and we're done with it! It's time for a changing of the guard.

Seize the opportunity to do something "strange" for some CHANGE! :^p

Obama Blue Days

WHEN: Tuesday, September 30th

WHAT:
1) WEAR BLUE

2) REGISTER TWO VOTERS!
(If you can't register two voters, talk to 2 people who may be on the
fence OR a McCain supporter and encourage them become an Obama Supporter.)

Easy, right?
Don't think you have to do it ONLY on 9/30.
Feel free to talk to people, even a stranger, and register, Register, REGISTER everyday up until the registration deadline in each state!

Share this post with ANY and EVERYone you know who can and WILL move their feet for CHANGE!

Tina Fey as Sarah Palin: SN-naiLed It

Been living under a rock? Don't know how Sarah Palin went from little-known Alaskan Governor to John McCain's running mate simply because she has a vajayjay?
This clip pretty much sums it up...so learn suh'in!!!!!

Que, Sarah? SARAH?!

If given a rifle and a chance to flee the country, lamping, living next door to FamiliaBin Laden family the chance what would YOU ask Sarah Palin?
As for moi, I'd get in that red, white, and bluekini'd arse like:

Exactly how many negative kadrilliseconds in advance did you know that you were being considered for the Veep spot on the Repubs' ticket before you accepted the position as Hilly C's Right Wing doppelganger?

Would your stance on birth control change if you'd known your own daughter favored Magic Stick as/or about as much as Larry "Wide Stance" Craig?

How were your years on "Saturday Night Live?"

Is there ANYthing colder than an eskimo's pussy?

Have you seen T-Baby's "It's So Cold In The D?"
If so, could you make out her features? And which programs would your Administration start to ensure that she got enough braid hair and didn't have to fill her shit in with goldenrod pipe cleaners?

Who would win in a fight: You or a Klondike Bar?

ABC newsman Charles Gibson gets just that chance while conducting the first media interview with the GOP's Vice Presidential hopeful since she accepted her role as McCain's Depends Dampness Detector spot on the losing or winning-by-cheateration ticket.
Be sure to tune in tonight, ABC! 10PM! to see her answer questions that we all know she's rehearsed the answers to just shy of the number of ninjas who've beat Bristol's budussy (OnTheRecord: 'Tis some bullshit...cuz we all know young, ninjas don't wanna be daddies!) "America's" dying to hear the answers to.

Barack The COKE

Jones Cola, the cool ass company behind those fun-flavored holiday packs that I keep promising myself I'm gonna buy next year when my financial sitcheeayshun improves, even though 365 days later I find myself just as brizzoke as I was the previous year which is why I left the aisle with nothing but a $0.99, 3-liter bottle of Zazz! Shasta in the first dayum place, has released a line of Campaign Colas sporting the faces of this year's top candidates...oh, and Ron Paul, too. You can "buy your candidate's way to victory" by purchasing a $14.99 6- or $23.99 12-pack of that candidate's bottle.

**lip smacked-laced eye-roll**

B-Rack, you know I luhh you like crackheads enjoy exchanging BJs and/or cheeseburgers for rocks. However, $15 or $24 is a bit steep for BudgetSavvyFatty.
Now, if Tampico, the poor- and Diabetes-wanting-man's version of Sunny D, released a special edition jug for $1.09, you know I'd make it RIZZAAAAIINNN on a juice aisle by getting, not 1, but 2 commemorative bottles. (Cuz stuntin' IZZZ a habit)

One I'd sit on my fridge to show my future Chil'rinSavvyFatty.
The other would NO DOUBT become a key ingredient in a ghetto draink me and my bitchezzz like to make and give hip hop hoodrat names like, "I Come Through In Sum'in Real FOOLISH and They Like "GIRL ,YOU A FOOOL!" (<--no, fa real!)
Hell, I'd even step out and take it A Milli steps further by honoring the MaryJane Midnight of our fave candidate's pout by "garnishing" my glass's rim with a lil' crumbled 'dro...cuz that's how I roll. ;^)

So, if you make more than a busted Tone-Loc tape per hour and got bread to burn and/or ya vain azz wants to see your ugly mug on a bottle, follow me nah!

Although, it doesn't take a graduate of your local Head Start to guess who's winning this election...**tosses up a diamond**

INSIDE JOB

They're sticking to THEIR story...are you?

NEVER FORGET.


Thoughts?

8 Weeks To Go...

Hola, SAVV'itos!
Today is exactly 8 WEEKS until November 4th otherwise known as: ELECTION DAY!

Hope all you FELONY-FREE folks are all nice and registered up-like!

As for the kid: You knowz I stayz registered like a cash drawer!

In all the years I've been eligible to vote (10 to be exact. Why, Father Time?!) I forgot to cast my vote ONE time. I felt so careless and guilty once I knew the polls were closed because I wasn't doing SHIT that day that was worth missing my opportunity to have my voice heard. I DREADED going home to face my fam because I knew the first thing they'd ask for was my voter receipt or to see if I was rockin' my "I VOTED" sticker. So I ran the streets with my thugs ALL NIGHT so they WOULDN'T be waiting for me by the time I got home. (Still didn't stop them from asking me the next day, though. EFF!)

Voting was and IS that serious in FamSavvyFatty. As it should be in EACH household and familia. It's more important than Jordans, flat screens, and any other aspects of keeping up with or showing up the Joneses. It's THAT serious!

So, needless to say I was POST-PISSED when, just last weekend, I found out my very own 20 year old brother, who grew up with the same MamaSavvyFatty who took me to the polls with her EACH and EVERY time there was an election, is NOT registered to vote.
I popped off Tanisha-style at that muhfucka, calling him dayum near every Thesaurus.com synonym of "worthless" and "trife" I could find. Especially since I knooowwww if it had been one of these video game companies holding a campaign to vote for your favorite game or character it would have taken a nation of TRILLIONS to hold him back from having his voice heard!
But I don't blame it totally on him. He grew up in a time where MamaSav was raking in the dough so he never wanted for ANY kind of electronic diversion or play thing. Unlike me, Senorita Hot Dog Rice over here, **tears** any and everything he wanted was at the ready for his spoiled ass.
And since Nintendo, Sega, DreamCast, GameCube, XBox, and countless other electronic diversions basically raised him, **ducks a MamaSav-thrown platform heel** he's type-oblivious to TRILL shit.
And because of this, he's like most youngsters who've had the world handed to them so they never had to form a thought in their domes for themselves: his priorities are SO fucked up.

But please believe, I'm going to do everything in my power to equip him with the info necessary to get him registered. I'm even going to take it a step further and spend my precious golden gas driving clear across town to take him to the polls that day because I want him to see just exactly how much MORE important casting your vote is than wasting countless hours parked in front of the TV getting your Adult Swim on or stalking GameStop for the new, new shit.


For those of you in the same indifferent boat as LilBroSavvyFatty, who HAVE NOT registered to vote, I'm peepin' at you while posing a question like I'm J-Hova on the hottest joint from The Black Album: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU WAITING FOOOORRR?!??!!







Need:

• 4 more years?
• 4 more wars?
• 4 more dollars per gallon of gas?

'TWUHT?!?!?!?!!!

Just let me know what the hold up is so I can react accordingly.

Bristol Palin's Pussy Pumper

(above) Levi Johnston, Bristol Palin's high school sweetheart and the reported father of her unborn baby.
(below) The Palin Family; Bristol on the far right.

I wouldn't let this jheri-curled, mophead, dead-eyed fool near my poosay...but apparently Bristol Palin did. And now plans to World-of-Curls his 'fro for the "rest" of her life.

More...

Happy Labor Day!

No, not you, my loyal SavvyFatty folks, but:

You!
"Juneau's Juno!"Bristol Palin
17-year old daughter of Alaska Governor and the GOP's Vice Presidental pick, Sarah Palin
And no, not this week's federal holiday that got my Venezias fitting like a second, thick, denim skin after eating far too much "poak" and "tayduh salad" while imbibing mixed drainks involving champagne, wine, and Cherry Tampico, (<<--Class, at its finest) but an ACTUAL labor day. April 18th of this year, to be exact.
Don't know what the HAIL I'm talking about?!
Follow me, nah!!
WAIT!
You can't...since for some odd, type-jainky "I SMELL A COVER-UP" reason, the Daily KOS story that was posted about the Desperate Housewives-"Bree Van De Kamp"-type situation involving Sarah Palin and her teen daughter has mysteriously disappeared!

But the long of the short is:
It's believed that Sarah Palin did not give birth to her fifth child, Trig Paxson Van Palin, who was born this past Spring with Down Syndrome. Instead her teen daughter, Bristol, reportedly secretly birthed the child and turned custody over to her parents to hide her transgression.
Read more here...

But now, since Gov. Palin and her pals are so Pro-Choice and Anti-Birth Control, Lil' Miss Premarital Pussy Pumpstress, has turned up knocked up AGAIN!
However this time, with the Senior Ms. Palin in the national spotlight, this pregnancy cannot be hidden or covered up with Baby Trig and his blankie.


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My opinion, in short:THIS is exactly what happens when you refuse to talk to your children about birth control. And when you sit so high on your Conservative High Horse thinking that it's impossible to even fathom that your child may slip up and get knocked up.

NEWSFLASH to parents with teenagers:Your son's dick will harden and your daughter's pussy will moisten and at some point it will find something to get into...or something to get into it. PLAIN and SIMPLE!
Believe me: I know!
Many moon'leniums ago, I was a teen with working parents, a lot of free time, and a bus pass that could take me to any one of my ex's homes at any given time of day or evening. I remember being HOT AS FUCK for my high school sweetheart(s) and rising EARLY in the morn to ride the bus across Southeast to see them and staying up late on the phone describing in GRAPHIC detail** what I was going to do to them the next time I saw them. (** And I always kept my promise...right, TAL and SLB?! HAHA!)

But real talk: Having a sex and/or birth control convo with your child has never decreased nor enhanced their desire to screw.
We're biologically designed to be attracted to the opposite sex. (Well, some of us. **side-eyes Puff and the rest of the Hip Hop Closet**) But there's nothing unnatural about the urge to fuck. It's in us all. The best thing a parent can do is equip their children, especially their teen girls, with the tools necessary to prevent an early or unwanted pregnancy.

The Palins went wrong by trying to hide Bristol's pregnancy; especially when trying to pass an obviously-unpregnant Gov. Palin off as being with child.Gov. Palin, right, pictured in her 3rd trimester while pregnant with her first first baby in 1989


Then, in her 3rd trimester with Baby Trig in early 2008
This cover-up and subsequent scandal could have easily been avoided with just a teeny-tiny ounce of what I like to call "Truth." Instead of being anti-birth control, they should have been Pro-Sex Ed. They should have discussed the consequences of unprotected sex as well as the consequences of getting preggo while Mommy is trying to be the Republican Hilly C. And since that NEVER happened, they are about to be grandparents for the second time...under the scrutiny of the entire country.

What the Right-Wingers refuse to realize while on their Moral High Horses is that there's not ONE family in this wide world that has not been affected by a teenage pregnancy and that being a teen parent does NOT mean you or your child are destined to not be be shit.
Hell, I'm a product of a couple of horny high schoolers, as are many of my friends, co-workers, aunts, uncles, great grandparents, cousins, etc.
Yes, I bring home a can of Tab and a Homies figurine every 2 weeks, but I think I'm doing pretty well, despite my humble, and oft-thought "shameful" beginnings. Yes! It is embarassing to have a pregnant child, especially when you've done everything in your power to raise that child "right." But like your ass after eating anything off a Taco Bell menu: SHIT HAPPENS!
The Palins could not control Bristol's actions, but they COULD HAVE controlled their reaction to her sitaution. And a cover-up was NOT the correct, MORAL thing to do which is why this situation brings about many questions regarding Sarah Palin's morals, especially since she's up for a position which would make her the second most powerful person in the WORLD.
As a person who could possibly (but HOPEFULLY NOT!) become her constituent, I needz to know:

• If you'll lie to the public about something as simple as a teenage pregnancy, what ELSE will you lie about?
  AND
• If you cannot keep your own daughter's legs closed, how can you help our daughters to remain chaste?

I've shared my views.
What are your thoughts and opinions on the Palin Pregnancy(ies)?

McCain in my AZZ!

In the immortal words of Thing 2 from "Flavor of Fuckery:"

FA REAL, FLAV?!?!?!!!!

Alaska Governor Palin is McCain's choice for VP

John McCain has chosen Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin to be his vice-presidential candidate on the Republican ticket for the White House, a senior McCain campaign official has told CNN. The 44-year-old Palin, now in her first term as governor, is a pioneering figure in Alaska, the first woman and the youngest person to hold the state's top political job. More bullshitteration here...

The Republicans are some tricky azz bastards, mayne!! Opportunistic Douchebags who've sat back in the cut, ninja what!, and observed what the disgruntled "Hillarations" (<<--Hillary Clinton supporters) want more than anything in the long run: A woman reppin' in DC.

Fuck the fact that this woman will support a "regime" that has brought the US economy, environment and its reputation around the world down to the fiery pits of Hell. As long as there's tampons on the ticket, PUMAs and ignorant feminists just may cast a vote for Centrum Silver in November, leaving Obama to take his "celebrity" back to the Senate.

I'm fucking speechless right now, y'all. So I cain't. Nor will I.

So...talk amongst yourselves...in the comments, of course. **wink**

WHAT DO YOU THINK?!?!??!!!

SCHWARZENEGGER...WHAT?!

You know I like to balance shit-talkin', celeb news, the random randomnousity of life, and high shit with serious, real life shit.

But right now, there's some TRILLA than Real Deal Holyfield shit goin' down like a ho' in China Town in the capital city of my state, Sac-Town.

SACRAMENTO, Calif. (AP) — Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger has signed an executive
order that eliminates 22,000 government jobs and ordered that 200,000 state
workers receive the federal minimum wage until a state budget is approved.
The governor says the moves are necessary to avoid a "full-blown" fiscal crisis in California. (Source)

Word?!
Minimum Wage, dawg?! FEDERAL minimum wage, at that?


I honestly have no words for this. On some real shit, my azz is scared shitless since I'm currently slavin' as a local government employee. If shit like this can touch a State employee, it can most def touch my agency.
This is PURE insanity!
Please tell me how, in one of the most expensive states in the country, is a single person-let alone a family-going to survive on $6.55/an hour? With gas and food prices up, I don't see it. Not even for 1 paycheck. Shit's crazy.

What's worse is I don't see Arnie's pay going down to no dayum $6.55. What part of the game is that?
His pockets should be touchin' just like his employees. His ass cheeks should be tight thinkin' about what HIS kids are gonna eat that night. If it's good enough for the goose, it should be good enough for the gander.

This ain't right. No matter what part of the country you lay your naps, you should be as outraged and worried as us Californians are. If this shit can happen to Cali, a state ranking amongst the 10 largest economies in the world, it can happen to your state.

DON'T SLEEP, FOLKS!!!
Shit's about to get real trife REAL quick...EVERYwhere!!!

While we're worried about Rick Ross's fat, frontin', fugazi ass or about how Amy Winehouse is either a thirsty ass vampire or Mach-speedin' for the casket drop, the government is bending our disengaged asses over and giving it to us RAW with no vaseline.

Has it crossed your mind how celebrity gossip has increasingly infiltrated the mainstream media? How you can learn about high gas prices, the situation in Iraq, and Britney Spears's custody battle all within the same newscast? It's not a coincidence how they're trying to distract us from what's real. Pay attention!!
Turn ya flat screens away from sports, reality shows or music videos and tune in!

Quit breakin' ya necks for iPhones and Red Monkey Jeans
While The Gov. devise schemes to de-American Dreams
Please don't think that you're untouchable
Ain't 1 of us unfuckable
Keep worryin' 'bout celebs while The Gov pull out the rug from you
Less stuntin', dude
Less frontin', dude
More standin' up for somethin', dude
Who gives a fuck about ya bucks
Or 'bout who bust less slugs than you?
That's nuthin', dude!
Spit something new!
Like how P. Gramm give a fuck 'bout you
Like how banks is closin' and duckin' with ya duckets, dude!

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That's really all I got for now. I'm curious about your thoughts on what's going on.