No One In November

"S.L.U. (Swagger Like Us)"
T.I. feat. Kanye, Jay-z, Lil' Wayne, Ronnie, Bobby, Ricky, Mike, Chris, Mark, Red, Dave and Ro **exasperated sigh**
Shit'z Hot in the streets right now, riiiigghhtt?!?!

But you know ya girl, MC S A V SKI, got suh'in HOTTER!
And since the OG version of "S.L.U." is getting played like craps in the ghetto, peep the SavvyFatty FreakMixxx of Jigga-Man's verse. (1:27-2:10 mark)
I'm on some REGISTER TO VOTE/BARACK THE VOTE!!!/NA-NA-NA-NA-HEY-HEY-HEY-PEACE, BEEYATCHES!-type shizzle.

Follow me nah!


Can we vote like this?

Can't elect GOP cuz my knots ain't thick

No one on my corner got a pock' full of crisps


Barack: Bring the HOPE and the CHANGE on QUICK!


You can pay your respects just by clickin' on REG


CLICKIN' CLICKIN' on REG!

CLICKIN' CLICKIN' on REG!

Honor our dead for the roads where they bled


Where they faced a gun barrel just for tryna move 'head


Gotta make you want it THIS bad


Lead a horse to water; cain't pour him a glass


'Vote Obama!' tees are a fad


Rather see 'I VOTED' stickers like we see fitted caps

It's OHHHHHHVER! Quit makin' organ donors of US soldiers


OHHHHHVER! May you never have any doubt of the POWER of a VOTER!(Let's make THIS happen on Tuesday, November 4th!)


And since no other party have "schwagga" like us: REGISTER NOW!

BARACK DAT SHIT!!!!!!

MON.U.FUCKING.MENTAL!!!!!!!!!!
On the 45th Anniversary of Martin Luther King's "I Have A Dream" Speech.
Coincidence?!?!! FUCK NO.

Barack Obama, mahhh man!, has just accepted the Democratic Nomination for President.
Well, I'll be GOTDAYUMED!!!!!!!
I can't even describe to you at this moment how I'm feeling. It's a mixture of pride, of joy, of excitement, of hope, of muthafuckin, "YEEEEAAAHHHHH, NINJAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The future first fam has got me so hyped!

From the precise press of Michelle's coif to the way the Obama Girls, Malia, 9, and Natasha aka Sasha, 7, are the picture of perfection sitting next to their mother. I loved the way Sasha clapped for her mother and the way Malia even stood up for Michelle. These girls are little angels. Let that hada been some kids in FamiliaSavvyFatty at that moment when they cut to that shot, SOMEbody woulda been gettin' pinched and/or slapped across the mouf. (No Child Abuse.)

BARACK-A-FELLA, Y'ALL!!!!!

SCHWARZENEGGER...WHAT?!

You know I like to balance shit-talkin', celeb news, the random randomnousity of life, and high shit with serious, real life shit.

But right now, there's some TRILLA than Real Deal Holyfield shit goin' down like a ho' in China Town in the capital city of my state, Sac-Town.

SACRAMENTO, Calif. (AP) — Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger has signed an executive
order that eliminates 22,000 government jobs and ordered that 200,000 state
workers receive the federal minimum wage until a state budget is approved.
The governor says the moves are necessary to avoid a "full-blown" fiscal crisis in California. (Source)

Word?!
Minimum Wage, dawg?! FEDERAL minimum wage, at that?


I honestly have no words for this. On some real shit, my azz is scared shitless since I'm currently slavin' as a local government employee. If shit like this can touch a State employee, it can most def touch my agency.
This is PURE insanity!
Please tell me how, in one of the most expensive states in the country, is a single person-let alone a family-going to survive on $6.55/an hour? With gas and food prices up, I don't see it. Not even for 1 paycheck. Shit's crazy.

What's worse is I don't see Arnie's pay going down to no dayum $6.55. What part of the game is that?
His pockets should be touchin' just like his employees. His ass cheeks should be tight thinkin' about what HIS kids are gonna eat that night. If it's good enough for the goose, it should be good enough for the gander.

This ain't right. No matter what part of the country you lay your naps, you should be as outraged and worried as us Californians are. If this shit can happen to Cali, a state ranking amongst the 10 largest economies in the world, it can happen to your state.

DON'T SLEEP, FOLKS!!!
Shit's about to get real trife REAL quick...EVERYwhere!!!

While we're worried about Rick Ross's fat, frontin', fugazi ass or about how Amy Winehouse is either a thirsty ass vampire or Mach-speedin' for the casket drop, the government is bending our disengaged asses over and giving it to us RAW with no vaseline.

Has it crossed your mind how celebrity gossip has increasingly infiltrated the mainstream media? How you can learn about high gas prices, the situation in Iraq, and Britney Spears's custody battle all within the same newscast? It's not a coincidence how they're trying to distract us from what's real. Pay attention!!
Turn ya flat screens away from sports, reality shows or music videos and tune in!

Quit breakin' ya necks for iPhones and Red Monkey Jeans
While The Gov. devise schemes to de-American Dreams
Please don't think that you're untouchable
Ain't 1 of us unfuckable
Keep worryin' 'bout celebs while The Gov pull out the rug from you
Less stuntin', dude
Less frontin', dude
More standin' up for somethin', dude
Who gives a fuck about ya bucks
Or 'bout who bust less slugs than you?
That's nuthin', dude!
Spit something new!
Like how P. Gramm give a fuck 'bout you
Like how banks is closin' and duckin' with ya duckets, dude!

******

That's really all I got for now. I'm curious about your thoughts on what's going on.

And the Winner Is...

Mad thanks to all who voted for a Savvy Fatty FreakMixxx. 'Twas fun to see what songs you wanted to see mixxed in a way that ONLY ya girl Savvay Savv can. Ya know I lubz you, riiiigghhhhtt?!?!

However, for you Reading Wasn't Fundamental muhfuckas who voted via Myspace or email...you might as well be in Flaw'duh cuz YA VOTE DON'T COUNT, HOMAY!!!!

So...after 2 PROPERLY cast votes in the comments (What it DEW, Holla and Ms. B!) the winner(S) are:

"I'll Spray Yo Curl"


AND

"My Bra's On For My Tittays"


*****

I'll Spray Yo Curl by Savvy
Just the 1st verse

Savvy up in the club
Just watch her do her thang
She might wanna wrap
She might want some braids
See I was on her
And she was on him
She all on my Lanes
I work my Lanes like a dick
She World of Curls Pop
Don’t know how to ack
Tried to show me her thong but
‘Vator’s drippin’ down her back
Drippin on me
For most of the night
Her man think I’m hornay
But it's just juice in my eyes

CHORUS
Lil Mama’s hair good
Is that a curl?
Lil Mama’s hair flyyyyy
Is that a curl?
Shirt greasy like a skillet
Is that a curl?
She keep her gliss on high
Is that a curl?
Man look at her hair goooo
Is that a curl?
Just watch her soul gloooowwwwww
Is that a curl?
Tell me why that curl looks like it’s from Comp-Compton
She run her fingers through her curls
He try to tell me that’s his girl
But I’m like, “FUCK THAT NINJA!”
Jheri curls drip to the floor
I might break my ankle
I’m like, “Dry that wig up!”
Call me kinky
Drip curl juice on me
Drip it from her head
Now drip it in my bed
I…I I I

*****



My Bra's On For My Tittays by Savvy
Kanye's verse

When Miley Cy get 18 I’ll be Sav Cyrus
Don’t like thinkin’ Steady Sted’s givin’ my bitch sex
I still like tits but dick is what suits me best
I lost the only dick in the world that knew me best
I gotta dozen Krispy Kremes that’s gon’ make me sick
I put the gravy on my wangs, man that makes me shit
Cuz when them Reese’s Pieces is all up eaten
Yo I need just at least a few 20 pieces
Ohhhh…I let my zipper go
Then I hop in the whip to get some tacos
I know ninjas like they bitches mad bite-sized, though
They say “Damn, Savvy Fatty, gain no weight no mo’!”
You done got big fat, homay, put the plates up, homay
If you don’t stop growin, you gon’ live so lonely
I aint lyyying
So lonely
So quit fryyying
I'll have some salad tonight (salad tonight)
No ‘taters just egg whites (just egg whites)
I’m tryna be sexy, right? (sexy right)
So every night (every night)
Put it on

CHORUS
My bra’s on for my tittays
On, on for my tittays



TA-DAAAA!!!!
How ya luuuuhhhhvvvv dat?!

Friday FreakMixxxes

This for all y'all who peeped that "A Milli" remix that popped off last week: I wanna know what you wanna see SavvyFatty FreakMixxxed right about noooowwww. You know I take a song and flip it to fit it for this Savvy Fatty Bizzitch...Snittich...Get it?!!?!

Here's the choices for Friday, June 20th, silliest.

1. "Fuck Fast Like a Rabbit" which is a SavvyFatty FreakMixxx of...
2. "My Bra's On For My Tittayss"..."Own, own" for my tittays
3. "I'll Spray Yo Curl"...now THAT'S the American Dream. Not this.

CAST YA VOTES IN THE COMMENTS SEXXXION!!!
All votes received by Friday, 6/20, 3:30PM Eastern Time (12:30PM on the BEST COAST!!!) will be tallied up and the winner be chosen from those submissions.
The winning FreakMixxx will be posted on Monday, 6/23 for your listening plush'her.

It's The Freegin' Weekend!

Happy Friday, my ninjas and beaches!
Ain't NOOOOOObody happier to see it than me. If I didn't, I swear fo' GOD there was gon' be some White Tees laid out...and NOT waiting to be ironed, either.

My bad for the no post and GHOST! for the past couple of days. A biatch had to take a small hiatus to get some shit together. And now that shit is handled, I'm holla'in at you from my sandals. :^p

So...I was making my blog runs this morning and came across some shit at ol' DanYeller's speezy. I peeped a post where he was talkin' that Play-Doh shank talk; talkin' 'bout if anotha muthafucka and their choych's Praise Steppers make an "A Milli" remix, muhfuckas gon' get Nicole Brown Simpson'd.

So, being the fat, fearless, smart mouf beezy I am...whatchu think I went and did?!?!!?!?
HAHA!!! Take that lil' Billy Creole'shun!!!!

So...kick back, relax and enjoy the S A V V Y Fatty remix, snitchezzzzz!!!!

I’m a hundredaire
I’m a ZERO money hundredaire
Naps rougher than Chicagoan Bears
I got a ride hotter than ya local County fare and still
Only got dough for trolley fare to get me here and there
To the limit through the fire like Kanyeezy through the wire
Cain’t drive shit so I say “Mothafuck ya tires!”
I turned to a driver hater since I’ve been a trolley waiter
Ya got sum’in to say turn you to a casket stayer
Fuck ya sister mother father since my ass is a walker
Take a piss on ya shit like Sparkle’s sister and ‘nim daughter
Tell the popos come and get me Rodney King me fuckin beat me
I’ll still rise on this song talking CANT WE ALL JUS’ GET ALONG?
Can’t deceive me only feed me
L.B. Venezia Jean me
Still drop it AYCH OH TEEZY like Juvie Juve and fuckin’ Weezy
BEEZIES!

So what y'all think? Did my weed and pancake syrup write me a hit, too? Should I invest in a couple bags of dreds and 'C' tattoo between my brows? HOLLA!!!!

Hot like FIYAH!

Ladies and gents, I'm in a terrible ass mood. Over a comedy ass dude (see pic above) who tried to play ME like a fool.
So here's a FUCK YOU! flow, a hot twenny fo', dedicated to that ho just to let that nigga know, "You NEVER was the onliest!" More like one of fo'! HAHA! ;-)

So...follow me nah...

Nigga you play me?
Really?...SILLY!
I free a nigga quicker
Than that whale they call Willy
I keeps my heart chilly
It’s ice pumpin’ through these veins
Feelings stay frosty frigid
Like a diamond-danglin’ chain
Nigga GOTTA be insane
Cain’t play a bitch who play
Cuz I just had some other dick
Just the other day!
I keep a contacts list
Full of rough and ready dicks
Shit a bitch can even switch
And dial a sexy azz chick
To give me heady quick
Strap up give me better dick
And now I'll say "BYE BYE!"
Like the chick that married Nick
Maaaan I ain’t even gon’ lie
Shed a tear or two from my eye
But I’m headin’ to the Pharcyde
And I’ll keep on passin’ you…BYE!

Like Kraft Macaroni and Cheese...

and beatin' the alarm just to snooze

And like a lick-pullin' Blood

I GOT THE BLUES!

Irritation level's sittin'

At an all time high

Right next to Weezyanna

Eatin' stars from the sky

It's on the edge of the ledge

'Bout to take the leap over

Aint no peace, peak is reached

Ain't a No Limit Soulja

Did way too much drankin'

Ain't get enough rest
Give me a small amount of bull

Sendin' holes to your chest

This ain't a threat

'Tis a promise

Ain't no fightin'

Bringin' llamas

Ain't no kiddin'

Fuck ya mama

I brings WAR

Fuck Drama

I spit nukes

Fuck flames

Fuck a toilet

Shit yo name

No aftermath like The Game

Katrina ya azz

Got Hurricanes

Fuck ya life

Who you admire

SF's the blog

You desire

Turn 35

And retire

She's now the Queen...

But I'm the SIRE!!

HAHAAHAHHAHAAAA!

Yeah, I feel better already!