Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Jeez & Jizz

Young Jeezy, aka Bowling Ball Head Sims, stopped by the TRL studios to rob the place promote his latest project, The Recession. Although I'm not a fan of Conehead Jenkins and his affinity for rhyming a word with itself, I will say I luuuhhhh me some "Put On." Mainly because of the way Kanye spit that ghetto gospel on his verse. Or how Jeez likened the "fresh" of his car to tartar sauce and fish sticks. **rubbing tummy and licking lips as I "Trust the Gorton's Fisherman!"** Good one, Jeez!

The Recession is in stores now...and on LimeWire like 50'leven weeks ago. Getcho copay!

Donnie Klang (ICK! Hate.That.NAME! All it makes me think of this...which does NOTHING for the fact that I think Puffy is a PooPoo Pirate that likes to recruit existing or potential PooPoo Pirates.) was also in the buil'in to promote the fact that he's sounding like an anally-raped-at-a-hot-dog-stand version of Justin Timberlake with his single, "Take You There."

One positive about his appearance is that he got rid of that N'Sync, Backdoor Boys hair cut and color that was HOT! back in late 199Too Long Ago to be Rockin' That Shit in the New Millenium.
I'm SOOOOO glad that Long Island Lolito haircut is buried somewhere under the Long Island Expressway. Before, I didn't know whether to get a scoop of it...or jizz on it. (again.) This new 'do is mosdef and Upgrade!
And although he's rockin' that Fresh-Off-A-Tour-In-Iraq 'do and an early 80's Michael Jackson doll's 'fit, he's lookin' aw'ight. I just might uncover my ears long enough to actually listen to his single while buying earrings at The Icing.

4 comments:

afro j said...

i hayt to say this, buh sumthin abotu jeezy intrigues me. maybe its the lips... yeah he looks like he can suk a mean one!shih AND he got key-lolo so u know boy is working w/ some pole!

donnie klang's sheets are constantly moist... diddy be rubbin that boy's ass w/ coco butter and slidin in like nobody's binny... shih id like to see a gay porno of day26 (sans robert, yuck!) and donnie klang. i bet big mike and donnie wude act as the bottoms haha we're talkin deep-strokin ya'll get into it!

Nessia said...

Jeezy was always a member of the Negro Ninja Turtles crew that includes JadaKiss, Young Joc and Styles P.

I need Donnie to stop.

bshepjr said...

donnie's album is trash but im sure females will eat it up

rissa said...

LOL YALL ARE SO DUMB!! I got SERIOUSLY grossed out at the day26 & donnie porn idea.

but yeah the only part of "put on" i liked was kanye's verse.