We're half-way through the work week and guess what...?!?!?!?!!!
**feels mascara melting down my cheeks, drowns in balloons, tinsel and confetti**
But more importantly: YAY, PUSSY!!!!!!! **slaps her 2**
Each and every time I invite someone to my "Lap Luau" I hear the same "Coochie Compliments" over and over again...and a girl can't help but blush. I mean, it's not like there's a 24 Hour "Fitness" for the "peesh." But for some reason (Praises BE!) my ish is in TIP TOP SHAPE!
So, I asked my TWITches from Twitter what Coochie Compliments they get on the reg'la. Here's what a few of them offered up about what THEIR "Pushermen" had to say about their "girlfriends:"
Pretty, tight, & just riiiiiiiiight!! ~cristalbubblin
My bf is constantly saying: "How did you make it squeeze my dick like that?..." ~datGooD_ish
How about, "It's FAT!" LOL! Guys love that and IDK why! ~JazzeeJEF
I'm constantly complimented on tightness and muscle control. I'm asked if it has Tylenol PM in it cuz we make um drowsy! Lol ~MayMay81
I think the nicest compliment I've had was: "You make me feel like a virgin all over again!" After they come outta the coma that my cooch leaves them in, I don't understand stutterin' too much! I need to learn different languages! ~Jhazzai
Best compliment I get is when my dude in NY buys same day tickets 2 get it =) ~CathrynMarie
"I'd get a job for you" LMAO!!!! ~THEflyGIRL
So, besides the text on the pic **takes a bow**, these are the Top 3 Coochie Kudos I've heard time and time again from a diverse group of dick dealers:
"Oooh! This shit is TIGHT!"
"Damn, that pussy feels so goooooodddd! What you got up in there?"
"Oooohhh!!! SUCK THE SKIN OFF THAT DICK, BITCH!
Ladies: What Coochie Compliments does your "girlfriend" receive from your dick dealers?