Did you see "Tyra" today, the "Modelville" episode?
You know, the one we discussed "HERE," where the ol', losin' azz America's Next Top Model girls, (l-r) Fatima, Dominique, Lauren, Renee, and Bianca are given the chance to become spokesmodels for natural, urban beauty line, Carol's Daughter.
Ultimately, half-man-half-amazing lightbright beauty, Dominique, took the prize, which consisted of a $50,000 modeling contract with the line.
However...
Did you see Renee's sorry, sucka, chump, punk losing ass scurry unhappily off the stage, go up to Fatima, bitchfitshit-talking, then mouth something about not being picked, then race to the top of the stairs and dramatically collapse to the floor?
What.Degree.of.BITCHAZZBITCHNESS.Was.THAAAAATTT?!?!!?!?
**outraged mode**
Bitch couldn't even, for one fucking second, be a woman and congratulate her fellow sister in the modeling struggle. Bitch gon' immediately start crying bitch tears about not winning. EVERYBODY can't win, sugarhunnayicedtea! There can only be 1 WINNER...and YOU WASN'T IT, LIL' BIT!
In her own lil' bitchazz words:
BUT WHAT??!?!?! YOU LOST! EL OH ESS TEE, HOMEGIRL! Getcho shit and go back to ya husband and baby and STEP like Omega Psi Phi, homey-loc!
Ol' Scarecrow & Mrs. King scary-lookin' blonde ho...
Anywhoo...
If so, what you think?
3 comments:
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO the Que reference had me dying..
mmmm I love me some Que's
GIIIIRRRLLLL, me too!!!
I used to be in LOVE with this one from San Diego State University.
Alvin Burrell: If you're out there...HOLLA AT A FATTY!!!
The way you used to step...OOOHHHWEEEE!!!
**fans self while ordering a new pair of yannies online**
I was home sick and I really sat there with the selection in the Guide on this and decided against it because Tyra usually throws me in a rage with something she says, does, has on, or her hair just upsets me...dammit! I knew I shoulda watched this shat! I'ma look for it on youtube....LOL
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