Here's 2 great examples of Fuck-uations...
...And if you're confused by my brand new noun, if you haven't already, watch both videos and I'll define at the end. Then, I challenge you to tell me you ain't have a tiny ounce of regret about giving the good gooshy gooshy away without any semblence of a rock, solid commitment.
First up...one of the O.G. Queens of NY...
MC Lyte "Poor Georgie"
Who can forget this cautionary tale of a playa from-the-Him-a-lay-as who used to get his draink "OWN" and ended up killing himself DEAD.
(I know this ain't the O.G. vid, but listen to how the beats change to modern bangers in the background...DOPENESS.)
Eric Benet feat. Faith Evans "Georgy Porgy"
Yooooo! This song soooo reminds me driving to SDSU in my first vehicular baby, "NeNe" the Limited Edition Cadillac Neon. R.I.Peezy NeNers! We had some times, boy! May you rest pieces in a metal motherland...
Anywhoo, here's another ode to a Poor Georgy who was living life wild and foul. What is it about that 2-syllable euphemism that makes a muhfucka meet an untimely auto-related demise? Man!
Tell me this isn't some of the prettiest footage of Faith, though?
fuck-u-a-tion (<--I dun' toldja) n. 1. The clear and present understanding that the person you're fucking is only that: the person you're fucking. 2. A non-verbal agreement betwixt 2 adults regarding a "Don't Ask; Don't Tell," strictly sexual, "Don't Call Me; I'll Call You" jumble of relations. a.k.a. "What I do outside this bedroom/backseat/alley way/the baffroom at church is MY BIDNISS!"
How many of you have active fuckuations popping in your palaces?
- Does it suck?
- Does it ROCK?