Coming Soon...Ah CHOO DimSum Mbutuduzu Hounsou!

Word is Kimora is expecting Mandingo's (Djimon Hounsou) baby.
DO ya thang, bitch! I don't blame her!!!!!!!!!!

Cuz after far too many years of fuckin' this steamin' HAWT piece of melting candle,
I'd be VIGOROUSLY rubbing my poosay on Djimon's Sounds of Blackness, too!

Can't wait to see you, you lil' Hap Ki Do, Spearchuckin' muddasucka!!!!!

SCREAMING class like, "OhhhKAAAYYYYY!" :-s

GRAYVEE!!! Just what the world needed!
Now, instead of getting a simple case of cottonmouth from wine, you'll also get a case of buttery yellow golden nuggets followed by an immediate case of dragon breath and in-grown platinum fronts.

YIPPAY! :-I

JEEZUS!!
What's NEXT?!?!?!
A line of "You IZZ the Dadday, RAY-RAY!" Home Paternity Tests by Elizabeth Taylor?!?!?

Brandy called...

...and she is FIYAH hot about her Sensationnel #23 Synthetic-SASSAY! Waffle Iron Wave wig missing! She said, "This hea' mah micro-silky Barbie hair chinstrap wig!" While jumping in her Range and revving up the engine, she also added, "I'm a KILLA! So don't push me!"


Somebody help me cuz I'm confused like Queen Latifah at a buffet of chicken wangs and pussy: I don't know what to eat first...or something like that. ;^p

Is Janet on a promo tour to promote her new album (that I'm NOT checkin' for at all cuz my love for Janet ain't been heavy like a first-day period since the All For You album) or a new line of Miss Peachez n 'Nem Niggz Adult Barbie Hair Wigs?

Ummm...what's going on under that "tent?" A Super Sweet Sixteen?!?!!

WTF?!!?!?
This CANNOT be the same woman I used to sing to, towel on my hair for that "long-hair" effect while sitting on my seashelled daybed in my yellow Bart Simpson "Don't Have a Cow, Man" t-shirt, blasting my My First Sony pretending I knew what she meant by Love Will Never Doooooooo/Love Will Never Do Without Yooooouuu!! They said it wouldn't last!/LAAAAASSSSSTT!!!!
THAT woman used to have a MYSTIFIYINGLY proper weave game going then! I KNEW it wasn't her real hair, but at the same time, I wasn't peeling my cornea off trying NOT to look at it like I am now.

Why did those days EV-VER have to go?

Room for 1 More?!

**hands Reg (619, STAND UP!) and Kim a note folded like an envelope, with a pull tab to open, and waits for answer**

What I gotta do to get in the middle?
Menage-YES? Menage-NO?

TELL ME we wouldn't make the HOTTEST number 186 you've ever seen!!!!!

**getting clitoral boner**

NOT!!!

photo courtesy of BOSSIP
**diggin eyeballs out of skull with a rusty spoon**

**screams while pulling at tracks**
Wut.DEE.PLUCK.Is.Goin.On.HERE?!??!!?!?