When the bough breaks...

...the cradle will contract a savage case of HIV.

Landon Brown, Bobby Brown's first bust-it baby, dry yodels performs on MTV's "Rock the Cradle" looking like the youngest member of the Village People.
Honestly, I don't know what to make of this...so again, I'll save my adjectives. Just someone please hit my inbox and let me know if I'm behind the times and unfamiliar with this new fashion trend, Hip Hop Homo Cowboy Chic. Is this really what the young gals are feenin' Jodeci-style for?