Talk about Doublin' Up

A woman will testify at R. Kelly's upcoming child-pornography trial that she had a three-way sexual encounter with Kelly and the allegedly underage girl shown in the videotape at the center of the case, the Chicago Sun-Times reported on Saturday (May 3). Jury selection for the long-delayed case is scheduled to begin Friday. Source

Dayum! This shit is BANANAS, R-ruh! I have zero words for you and your level of kink. **shaking head**

SavvyFatty'ers: As the trial draws nearer, what other CUH-RAY-ZAY revelations could be be uncovered about R's not-so-secret sexcapades?
Here's what I imagine:

A duckbilled platypus is set to testify that during the shoot, he served as assistant to the then teen and was in charge of securing her Garanimals and Underoos. "It was also requested that I keep a case of Pedialyte was on deck just in case [she] became dehydrated for any reason," he added.