Friday, May 16, 2008

The Barely Even Tried Awards

So...yeah. **heavy sigh** The BET Awards nominees were announced yesterday and ol' Blacky McSoot lead the pack of nominees with 5 nominations. 5! While a semi-masterpiece-makin' muhfucka like Kanyeezy garned a mere 3 nods.

What in the vocoder FUCK?!

WHO DA HAIL LEFT THE GATE OPEN!?

T-PAIN, homey? T-PAIN, nigga?! T-muddasuckin'-PAIN?! Fa real?!?!! Is that yo' word, Black Embarassment Television?!?!??!!

Alright. Ok.

Peep the category below. **eyes rollin' like some 24'z**
PLEASE don't ask me for RHYME nor REASON behind why and/or how folks were nominated. 'Specially since some of these folks ain't even released ALBUMS OR chart-topping hits within the past year.
**slapping forehead and throwing up hands** Ay, mi dios!

Best Female Hip Hop Artist:


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For more "Let's just pull some muhfuckin' names outta a hat" nominees, click here...

1 comments:

Miss Sweetberries said...

Has Missy or Eve even released a record? And when did Kid Sister drop her album? I must have missed all this. But then again, I'm allergic to BET. They picking up where the Soul Train music awards left off.