Thursday, January 22, 2009

HOPE Hustle


Damn, Dame Dash: Since you're no longer able to Roc-A-Fella, guess you gotta Barack-A-Fella, no?

My girl, Fre, caught this "Hope Hustler" over the weekend while in DC for the Inauguration festivities.
And even though I'm BEYOND embarrassed, sitting here with my fanguhz crossed hoping these pics don't get in the hands of "company," I can't even be mad at Barack's "Bruh'man" for slainging that Jovan Musk with the Super-Glue'd First Family Photos. Barack speaks of "CHANGE"...and never once did he omit snatching off eau de toilette labels.

So I salute this spirited salesman for his dollar-clocking dauntlessness.

WHAT SAY YOU ABOUT HIS MONEY-MAKING MOXIE?

10 comments:

Beezy said...

It's uncouth and unruly, but I know some fools bought it. LMAO

mzkiwi79 said...

HEY!!! That's my pic! I'mma have to sue her for copyright infringement...lol! Naw but it was funny though! He was like "can you get Barack cologne? Can you get Barack perfume...YES YOU CAN!!! I was dyyyying!

nica said...

where was he slangin @!! i didn't c him!! cus u knw valentines day is coming and wouldn't i be the #1 if i got my man sum obama musk! i saw everything else but i didn't see the obama musk man! he musta been EXCLUSIVE.

like i said to the other dark meat obama is gonna stimulate this economy all by himself just from having his face on so much shit that is being sold. i ain't hatin cus my baby got me some barack gear. not bootleg tho. it's official. products we all seen. t shirts and bags. not tampons and musk. but i say do it! if sellin musk is keepin dame dash from tryna stick me for my mickey watch and smart trip card i say do that shit dame! too many ppl i know have been robbed 1 or MORE times in the last 2 months. so if this man is gainfully employed who am i to h8 on his job?

Tayo (AllTayo.com) said...

Ugh! He's just standing there so proud, like he's doing something productive...

Ooooohh, I just wanta mush his face in! LOL

The 78 Ms. J said...

my soul wonders why, da hell let that monkey out his cage, and he look extra bummy is he living out his 89 mustang now? Mad he stole them shits out rite aid to hustle on the street smh. Bet he wish he had learned a skill or trade while he was dancing with his belly out on that big pimpin video. I can't feel sorry for him not at all. He better go sleep on stacy's couch.

NaturallyAlise said...

Is that really him????

And if so, I hope all proceeds go to his barber fund, looking a lil' bit disheveled there...

kimmysan said...

flatline indeed! Jovan Musk??? ROTFLMABAO!! Times is REALLY hard...let's hope thangs don't trickle down on over to the Bad Boy establishment, because we all know what happens when Puff gets to politickin' for some shit... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68-AwSiPThc

♫Musique's Prodigy♫ said...

I would say totally inappropriate , but hey let's not down him for trying.

Mista Jaycee said...

The Lions know that when they hunt even the jackals gonna eat!
Jaycee

Knowledge of The Union said...

I wanna say that I can't condone such buffoonery, especially when you look like Tracy Morgan as Hustle Man doing a Dame Dash impression, but damn if that shit ain't funny. He proud of them shits like he mixed the cologne hisself.

He gets props for going hard if nothing else.